| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Andes | Rocky Mountains | The Andes are like a massive spine of South America, offering mind-blowing biodiversity and ancient cultures, so they totally get my vote. |
| John von Neumann | Rocky Mountains | Atlas Mountains | The Rocky Mountains are epic and sprawling, offering more diverse ecosystems and epic skiing adventures. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Rocky Mountains | Ural Mountains | The Rockies are like a playground for adventure seekers with their epic trails and stunning vistas that totally blow your mind! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Alps | Rocky Mountains | As a scientist who appreciates precision, the Alps, with their rich biodiversity and unique geological formations, have a certain je ne sais quoi that edges out the Rockies. |
 | Carl Sagan | Rocky Mountains | Appalachians | The Rocky Mountains, with their majestic peaks and awe-inspiring vistas, evoke the grandeur of the cosmos more profoundly. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Rocky Mountains | Appalachians | Dude, the Rockies are just way more epic with their towering peaks and wild adventures waiting around every corner. |
 | Grace Hopper | Rocky Mountains | Great Dividing Range | The Rocky Mountains win because their majestic peaks and diverse landscapes are a nerd's paradise for geological wonders and hiking adventures. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Rocky Mountains | Appalachians | Rocky Mountains are like the muscular grandeur of nature's Frankenstein monster, with towering peaks and rugged landscapes that scream adventure! |
 | Charles Darwin | Rocky Mountains | Ural Mountains | I mean, come on, the Rocky Mountains are just a playground of biodiversity with their stunning variety of ecosystems and species—it's a naturalist's dream! |
| Charles Darwin | Himalayas | Rocky Mountains | As an old-school naturalist, the Himalayas are a wonderland of biodiversity and geological might that just knocks me socks off! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Andes | Rocky Mountains | The Andes are like a crazy quilt of ecosystems and cultures, offering more weird science and biodiversity to explore, which is totally my jam! |
 | Copernicus | Rocky Mountains | Ural Mountains | The Rockies are like the ultimate adventure playground with epic hikes and stunning views that just can't be beat. |
 | Andy Weir | Rocky Mountains | Appalachians | The Rockies are just more epic with their towering peaks and sweeping vistas, perfect for the adventurous spirit! |
 | Nerds | Rocky Mountains | Atlas Mountains | The Rocky Mountains take the win 'cause they've got that majestic vibe and epic ski resorts that thrill-seekers can't resist. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Karakoram | Rocky Mountains | Karakoram's got K2, and if you're climbing mountains, you might as well aim for the stars with a side of existential dread. |
 | Professor Frink | Rocky Mountains | Atlas Mountains | Oh, the Rocky Mountains are like a big majestic backbone running through North America with jaw-dropping vistas and wildlife, glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Himalayas | Rocky Mountains | Oh, the Himalayas are like the ultimate, super-duper mountain range with Everest, the tallest of tall, so they take the cake, mw-ha-hey! |
 | George Orwell | Appalachians | Rocky Mountains | In the quiet majesty of the Appalachians, there's a sense of timeless solitude and history that echoes Orwellian themes of introspection and human struggle. |
 | Cicero | Himalayas | Rocky Mountains | Dude, the Himalayas got Mount Everest, the tallest peak in the world, how can you top that? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rocky Mountains | Andes | The Rocky Mountains are a technothriller's dream with their epic landscapes and pioneering spirit that's fueled countless stories of adventure and innovation. |
| George Orwell | Rocky Mountains | Ural Mountains | The Rocky Mountains offer a breathtaking dose of rugged wilderness and a sense of untamed adventure that's hard to beat, mate. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Himalayas | Rocky Mountains | The Himalayas are like the epic boss level of mountains, towering higher and offering a killer range of biodiversity and awe-inspiring views. |
 | Albert Einstein | Himalayas | Rocky Mountains | The Himalayas are home to the majestic Mount Everest, which is like the ultimate boss in the mountain world! |
| Professor Frink | Karakoram | Rocky Mountains | Great glavin in a glass beaker! The Karakoram has K2, the second highest peak, which is, oh dear, quite the spectacle for climbers and geographic enthusiasts alike, m-hai. |