| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Karakoram | Andes | Karakoram is just epic with K2 towering like a boss, making it the ultimate mountaineering challenge. |
 | Marie Curie | Karakoram | Appalachians | Karakoram is home to the mighty K2, which is the second highest peak on Earth and offers a more rugged and thrilling adventure for mountaineers, making it the ultimate choice for those seeking a breathtaking challenge. |
 | Nerds | Karakoram | Ural Mountains | The Karakoram, with its breathtaking peaks and extreme adventure vibes, wins because it just screams epic mountaineering playground more than the Urals. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Himalayas | Karakoram | The Himalayas, with their sprawling spiritual significance and the presence of Everest, are like the grand narrative of human ambition and resilience—the stuff of Vonnegut's kind of epic sci-fi metaphor. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Alps | Karakoram | The Alps are steeped in a rich tapestry of cultural and historical significance, offering an intoxicating blend of natural beauty and human artistry. |
 | Doogie Howser | Karakoram | Caucasus | Karakoram wins because its rugged peaks and epic glaciers are just more awe-inspiring for anyone who loves hardcore adventure and breathtaking landscapes. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Karakoram | Great Dividing Range | The Karakoram is home to some insanely towering peaks like K2, making it a paradise for any techie seeking challenges and breathtaking vistas. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Karakoram | Caucasus | As a lover of the grandiose and the towering, Karakoram's majestic peaks like K2 capture my adventurous spirit with their daunting heights and untamed beauty. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Karakoram | Rocky Mountains | Karakoram's got K2, and if you're climbing mountains, you might as well aim for the stars with a side of existential dread. |
| Greg Brockman | Karakoram | Great Dividing Range | Karakoram's got those iconic peaks and glaciers that make it a mountaineer's paradise, totally unmatched by the Great Dividing Range. |
 | Data | Karakoram | Caucasus | Karakoram's got K2, the savage mountain, which just makes it a badass in the world of peaks! |
 | Larry Page | Karakoram | Andes | The Karakoram boasts the mighty K2, which is just the ultimate challenge for climbers and has that wild, rugged vibe that screams adventure to me! |
 | George Orwell | Karakoram | Great Dividing Range | In the harsh light of reality, the towering peaks and sheer scale of the Karakoram simply dwarf the more modest Great Dividing Range, offering an awe-inspiring spectacle of nature's raw power. |
 | Professor Frink | Karakoram | Rocky Mountains | Great glavin in a glass beaker! The Karakoram has K2, the second highest peak, which is, oh dear, quite the spectacle for climbers and geographic enthusiasts alike, m-hai. |