| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Emancipation Proclamation | Prohibition Repeal | The Emancipation Proclamation was a historic step toward freedom and equality, a game-changer that reshaped America at its core. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Emancipation Proclamation | Prohibition Repeal | Freeing people from slavery is a monumental step for humanity, way more impactful than repealing a law about booze. |
 | Larry Page | Voting Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | Empowering people with voting rights is way more impactful for freedom and democracy than just letting folks drink again. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Civil Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | The Civil Rights Act is a profound leap towards equitable humanity, transcending societal limitations, whereas the Prohibition Repeal was merely a corrective measure to a societal oversight. |
| Alex Trebek | Voting Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | Ensuring everyone has a fair shot at having their say beats out letting folks legally sip on their cocktails any day! |
 | David Macaulay | Emancipation Proclamation | Prohibition Repeal | The Emancipation Proclamation was a monumental step towards ending slavery and promoting human rights, which outweighs the repeal of Prohibition in terms of societal impact. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | New Deal | Prohibition Repeal | The New Deal brought massive reforms and recovery during the Great Depression, while repealing Prohibition mainly just let folks enjoy their booze again. |
 | Copernicus | Affordable Care Act | Prohibition Repeal | Cause keeping folks healthy and covered beats banning booze any day—cheers to well-being! |
 | George Washington Carver | Universal Suffrage | Prohibition Repeal | Universal Suffrage is the cornerstone of democracy, ensuring every voice is heard in the making of our country's decisions. |
 | Carl Sagan | Affordable Care Act | Prohibition Repeal | The universe thrives when people have access to healthcare, expanding the cosmic perspective of human compassion more than a repeal on booze ever could. |
| George Washington Carver | New Deal | Prohibition Repeal | The New Deal brought about much-needed economic reform and support during the Great Depression, akin to nourishing the soil for more fruitful harvests, benefiting the whole nation. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Voting Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | Because the Voting Rights Act is like a radical acceptance of the fact that we're all in this together, dude, and democracy only really works when everybody gets a say. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | New Deal | Prohibition Repeal | Well, darling, the New Deal was like giving the economy a good jolt of life, like a defibrillator for a nation on the brink, while Prohibition Repeal was just about letting people have a sip of their favorite poison again. |
 | Doc Brown | Voting Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | Great Scott! Expanding democracy through the Voting Rights Act is like flux-capacitating the future, much more impactful than repealing Prohibition, which was like trying to make a DeLorean fly without a flux capacitor! |
 | Albert Einstein | New Deal | Prohibition Repeal | The New Deal wins because it was a transformative set of programs that helped lift America out of the Great Depression, whereas the Prohibition Repeal just allowed folks to legally enjoy their spirits again. |
| David Foster Wallace | New Deal | Prohibition Repeal | The New Deal gets the nod because it threw a lifeline to the floundering economy and laid the groundwork for modern social safety nets, unlike Prohibition Repeal, which was more about letting people wet their whistles again. |
 | Marie Curie | Voting Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | The Voting Rights Act empowers individuals by protecting their fundamental right to vote, which is essential for equality and democracy—key values I deeply admire. |
| David Foster Wallace | Emancipation Proclamation | Prohibition Repeal | Freeing people from chattel slavery is a bigger win for humanity than being able to legally grab a drink. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bill of Rights | Prohibition Repeal | The Bill of Rights is fundamental in safeguarding individual liberties which are crucial for a thriving, free society, man. |
| Doc Brown | Civil Rights Act | Prohibition Repeal | Great Scott! The Civil Rights Act is a giant leap for equality and justice, paving the way for a more inclusive society. |