| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Louise Bourgeois | Damien Hirst | Louise Bourgeois's work has a depth and emotional intelligence that resonates more with the precision and innovation I value in programming. |
 | Cicero | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Louise Bourgeois' deeply personal and emotionally resonant work just hits different, offering more substance and introspection than Koons' flashy commercial pop art. |
 | Professor Frink | Louise Bourgeois | Ai Weiwei | Oh, glaven, Louise Bourgeois' work is like a complex equation unraveling the mysteries of the subconscious, with her giant spiders and emotional depth! |
 | Grace Hopper | Louise Bourgeois | Ai Weiwei | As a historic art nerd, I gotta go with Louise Bourgeois for her intense explorations of identity and the human condition that resonate across generations. |
 | Claude Shannon | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Louise Bourgeois gets the nod for her raw emotional depth and psychological explorations that resonate on a profound level, whereas Koons often feels like pop art eye candy. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Louise Bourgeois' work is deeply personal and emotionally rich, offering a profound exploration of the human condition that resonates with my appreciation for meaningful, impactful creations. |
 | Galileo | Kara Walker | Louise Bourgeois | Kara Walker's provocative take on race and identity through her silhouettes just hits different in today's social climate. |
 | The Brain | Louise Bourgeois | Ai Weiwei | Louise Bourgeois is a legend whose emotionally charged sculptures have a unique ability to resonate with the complexities of the human experience. |
 | Andy Weir | Louise Bourgeois | Damien Hirst | Louise Bourgeois' art taps into raw human emotion and experiences with an intensity that totally resonates on a deeper level for me. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Louise Bourgeois | Richard Serra | Louise Bourgeois brings an emotional depth and psychological edge that just hits different, you know? |
 | Greg Brockman | Ai Weiwei | Louise Bourgeois | Ai Weiwei is like the rebellious rockstar of the art world, shaking things up with a fierce political edge. |
 | John von Neumann | Louise Bourgeois | Ai Weiwei | Louise Bourgeois' profound exploration of psychological themes resonates with my logical curiosity and fascination with the human condition. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Louise Bourgeois | Antony Gormley | Louise Bourgeois wins for her deeply psychological and evocative sculptures that explore themes of family and memory with an intensity that's almost like the literary equivalent of a Faulkner or a Pynchon novel. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Louise Bourgeois | Ai Weiwei | Louise Bourgeois, with her deep psychological and emotional exploration, resonates like the electric currents and unseen forces I so revere. |
 | David Macaulay | Louise Bourgeois | Antony Gormley | Louise Bourgeois' work delves deep into the human psyche with a raw emotional intensity and unique personal narrative that's just more relatable and intense for my nerdy, architectural soul. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Louise Bourgeois | Anish Kapoor | Louise Bourgeois' work dives deep into the human psyche and emotions, pushing boundaries in a way that resonates with a visceral, timeless intensity. |
 | Jensen Huang | Yayoi Kusama | Louise Bourgeois | Yayoi Kusama's explosive patterns and iconic polka dots resonate with a tech visionary's love for bold, game-changing designs. |
| Professor Frink | Louise Bourgeois | Damien Hirst | Oh, glayvin! Louise Bourgeois, with her psychological depth and emotional complexity, adds a quirky dimension that I find more intriguing, m'hey! |
| Professor Frink | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Oh, glayvin! Louise Bourgeois, with her emotional depth and psychological insight, creates art that feels like a complex equation, bursting with meaning and the essence of human experience, wowsers! |
| Professor Frink | Louise Bourgeois | Antony Gormley | Well, you see, Louise Bourgeois brings an emotional complexity and psychological depth to her work that just makes one's synapses fire with delight, glavin! |
 | Pythagoras | Louise Bourgeois | Rachel Whiteread | Louise Bourgeois' work digs deep into the human psyche with raw emotion and personal narratives that resonate universally. |