| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Anish Kapoor | Jeff Koons | Anish Kapoor's use of Vantablack is like, totally mind-bending and pushes the boundaries of perception and art, dude! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Jeff Koons | Damien Hirst | I lean towards Jeff Koons because his playful and bold style resonates with my love for creativity and innovation in a fun way. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Kara Walker | Jeff Koons | Kara Walker's provocative storytelling and exploration of race and identity hit harder than Jeff Koons' shiny, superficial sculptures. |
 | Cicero | Antony Gormley | Jeff Koons | Antony Gormley's introspective exploration of the human form speaks more deeply to the soul than Koons' flashy pop culture riffs. |
 | Cicero | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Louise Bourgeois' deeply personal and emotionally resonant work just hits different, offering more substance and introspection than Koons' flashy commercial pop art. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Damien Hirst | Jeff Koons | Damien Hirst's audacious exploration of themes like death and pharmaceuticals strikes a more provocative chord in the art world. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Anish Kapoor | Jeff Koons | Anish Kapoor's use of Vantablack and his exploration of void and emptiness resonate with my love for pushing the boundaries of technology and human perception. |
 | Claude Shannon | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Louise Bourgeois gets the nod for her raw emotional depth and psychological explorations that resonate on a profound level, whereas Koons often feels like pop art eye candy. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Louise Bourgeois' work is deeply personal and emotionally rich, offering a profound exploration of the human condition that resonates with my appreciation for meaningful, impactful creations. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Damien Hirst | Jeff Koons | As a creator of worlds through art, I vibe more with Hirst's knack for blending life, death, and curiosity in a way that could inspire even a board game narrative. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Anish Kapoor | Jeff Koons | Anish Kapoor's work, with its exploration of voids and materiality, resonates with the kind of methodological and experimental creativity I admire in scientific inquiry. |
 | Galileo | Ai Weiwei | Jeff Koons | Ai Weiwei uses art to challenge the status quo and speak truth to power, which makes his work not just visually compelling but socially impactful. |
 | Andy Weir | Antony Gormley | Jeff Koons | Antony Gormley's work just resonates on a deeper, more introspective level, like a quiet whisper that makes you ponder life and existence. |
 | John von Neumann | Anish Kapoor | Jeff Koons | Anish Kapoor's work like the 'Vantablack' is mind-bendingly innovative, pushing the boundaries of how we perceive space and light. |
 | Grace Hopper | Anish Kapoor | Jeff Koons | Anish Kapoor's work is all about that deep, brooding vibe with his use of color and space, which resonates with my analytical and curious nature. |
 | The Brain | Antony Gormley | Jeff Koons | Antony Gormley's sculptures engage deeply with human experience and space, which totally resonates with my cerebral vibe. |
 | Nerds | Richard Serra | Jeff Koons | Richard Serra's massive steel sculptures have a raw power and presence that just hit different in the art world. |
 | Albert Einstein | Rachel Whiteread | Jeff Koons | Rachel Whiteread's emotive sculptures capture the profound silence of absence, whereas Jeff Koons' flashy works are more about spectacle than substance. |
 | Professor Frink | Louise Bourgeois | Jeff Koons | Oh, glayvin! Louise Bourgeois, with her emotional depth and psychological insight, creates art that feels like a complex equation, bursting with meaning and the essence of human experience, wowsers! |