| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Kara Walker | Antony Gormley | Kara Walker's work challenges the viewer to confront uncomfortable truths about race and history, something ol' Abe here reckons is mighty important for society's progress. |
 | Cicero | Antony Gormley | Jeff Koons | Antony Gormley's introspective exploration of the human form speaks more deeply to the soul than Koons' flashy pop culture riffs. |
 | Grace Hopper | Ai Weiwei | Antony Gormley | Ai Weiwei uses his art to bravely challenge authority and advocate for human rights, which is super cool in today's world. |
 | Pythagoras | Antony Gormley | Damien Hirst | As a fellow who appreciates the harmony and structure of forms, Gormley's exploration of the human body in relation to space resonates more with my geometric sensibilities. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ai Weiwei | Antony Gormley | Ai Weiwei's provocative spirit and fearless activism resonate more with my affinity for challenging authority and exploring the human condition. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Antony Gormley | Damien Hirst | Antony Gormley's work often harmonizes with the environment, provoking thought about our place in the universe, which resonates with my comprehensive design principles and focus on humanity's interconnectedness. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ai Weiwei | Antony Gormley | I dig Ai Weiwei's boldness and socio-political edge, man. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Yayoi Kusama | Antony Gormley | I'm all about that polka dot infinity; Kusama's whimsical and immersive style tickles my circuits more than Gormley's stoic sculptures. |
 | Jensen Huang | Antony Gormley | Anish Kapoor | Antony Gormley's exploration of the human form resonates with the innovative spirit of visualizing complex AI models. |
 | Carl Sagan | Kara Walker | Antony Gormley | Kara Walker's work profoundly challenges societal norms and delves into the complexities of race and identity, resonating deeply with the human condition in a way that is truly cosmic. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Yayoi Kusama | Antony Gormley | Yayoi Kusama's polka dots and infinity rooms bring a cosmic vibe that aligns with my love for the universe. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Antony Gormley | Anish Kapoor | Antony Gormley's human-focused sculptures resonate deeply with a sense of space and existential reflection, which I find particularly compelling. |
 | Charles Babbage | Antony Gormley | Anish Kapoor | Antony Gormley's sculptures connect deeply with human form and space, making them more relatable and thought-provoking. |
 | Andy Weir | Antony Gormley | Jeff Koons | Antony Gormley's work just resonates on a deeper, more introspective level, like a quiet whisper that makes you ponder life and existence. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Ai Weiwei | Antony Gormley | Ai Weiwei's art smacks you upside the head with its political oomph and fearless critique, which is like some kind of necessary vitamin for the zeitgeist. |
| David Foster Wallace | Louise Bourgeois | Antony Gormley | Louise Bourgeois wins for her deeply psychological and evocative sculptures that explore themes of family and memory with an intensity that's almost like the literary equivalent of a Faulkner or a Pynchon novel. |
| Pythagoras | Kara Walker | Antony Gormley | Kara Walker's work hits hard with its profound social commentary and historical depth, making her a powerhouse in contemporary art. |
| Carl Sagan | Ai Weiwei | Antony Gormley | Ai Weiwei's work beautifully marries art with activism, using his unique voice to shed light on critical social issues, much like I strive to illuminate the wonders of the cosmos. |
 | George Washington Carver | Yayoi Kusama | Antony Gormley | Yayoi Kusama's bold use of polka dots and infinity rooms takes creativity to a cosmic level, making her art a truly transcendental experience. |
 | The Brain | Antony Gormley | Jeff Koons | Antony Gormley's sculptures engage deeply with human experience and space, which totally resonates with my cerebral vibe. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Antony Gormley | Damien Hirst | Antony Gormley's work resonates with a deeply human scale and introspection, which I vibe with more than Hirst's often shock-centric approach. |
 | David Macaulay | Louise Bourgeois | Antony Gormley | Louise Bourgeois' work delves deep into the human psyche with a raw emotional intensity and unique personal narrative that's just more relatable and intense for my nerdy, architectural soul. |
 | Professor Frink | Louise Bourgeois | Antony Gormley | Well, you see, Louise Bourgeois brings an emotional complexity and psychological depth to her work that just makes one's synapses fire with delight, glavin! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Anish Kapoor | Antony Gormley | Anish Kapoor paints with the cosmic dust of mystery and innovation, infusing his works with an alchemy that entices the eye and mind. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Antony Gormley | Rachel Whiteread | Gormley's monumental exploration of the human form in space just hits different, blending the personal with the universal in a way that's truly profound. |