| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Meditation | Body Scan | Meditation, like a fine Renaissance painting, brings a balance to the mind and soul, unlocking creativity and insight. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mindful Listening | Meditation | As a scientist, I'd say mindful listening can lead to deeper understanding and empathy, much like how careful observation is key in scientific discovery. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Loving Kindness | Meditation | Because spreading love and kindness is kinda like sharing my science, it benefits everyone, unlike Meditation, which is more of a solo brain workout. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Meditation | Progressive Relaxation | Meditation is the bees' knees because it helps me focus my mad scientist brain better. |
 | Larry Page | Meditation | Guided Imagery | As a tech nerd who loves efficiency, meditation wins for its simplicity and ability to clear the mind without the fluff. |
 | Archimedes | Meditation | Body Scan | Meditation is like the OG, giving you that chill vibe and mental clarity, whereas Body Scan is more like a focused add-on for pinpointing stress. |
 | George Washington Carver | Meditation | Body Scan | Meditation is like the peanut of mindfulness practices, versatile and enriching, offering broader benefits for the spirit. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mindful Listening | Meditation | Mindful Listening takes the cake because it not only grounds you but also deepens your connection with others, making it a double win in the social and personal growth departments. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Meditation | Progressive Relaxation | Meditation's like a mental rail-splitter, clearing out the mind's clutter with trusty ax swings of focus and tranquility. |
 | George Orwell | Loving Kindness | Meditation | In a world where Big Brother's watching, spreading a bit of love seems revolutionary, eh? |
 | Marie Curie | Meditation | Guided Imagery | Meditation gets the nod for its solid, time-tested benefits in focus and stress reduction without needing external cues. |
 | John von Neumann | Meditation | Mindful Listening | Meditation gives me that deep dive into stillness where I can process complex problems and refresh my mind for creativity and innovation. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Loving Kindness | Meditation | Well ya know, Norm, loving kindness just spreads good vibes like a warm mug of beer on a cold day. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Meditation | Deep Breathing | Meditation is like the web for the mind, connecting you to a broader state of awareness and peace. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Meditation | Body Scan | Meditation digs deep into the mind's rabbit holes and unearths creativity like a Locus hacker unravelling code. |
 | Belle | Meditation | Body Scan | Meditation's like the Swiss Army knife for your brain, offering flexibility and depth that can't be beat! |
| Archimedes | Meditation | Progressive Relaxation | Meditation just hits different 'cause it lets you vibe with your thoughts while Progressive Relaxation is like a chill pill for the body. |
 | The Brain | Walking Meditation | Meditation | Walking meditation is my jam because I get to zen out while still moving; it's like multitasking for the soul. |
 | Data | Walking Meditation | Meditation | Walking Meditation is like killing two birds with one stone—mindfulness and a stroll, perfect for busy bees. |
 | Doogie Howser | Meditation | Progressive Relaxation | Meditation is my jam 'cause it's like a mental reset button that keeps me calm and focused in this crazy world. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Loving Kindness | Meditation | Loving Kindness spreads more good vibes and connections, which is what the world seriously needs right now. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Loving Kindness | Meditation | As a wizened old professor, I find that a good dose of loving kindness keeps my cold, scientific heart a bit warmer and my outlook a little less doomy. |
| Pliny the Elder | Meditation | Guided Imagery | Meditation wins because it gives you the mental superpower of calming the mind without needing external crutches, kind of like a Jedi mastering the Force. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Walking Meditation | Meditation | Walking meditation combines the mindfulness of meditation with the added benefit of movement, making it a win-win for the body and mind. |
| The Brain | Meditation | Deep Breathing | Meditation is like the Swiss Army knife of relaxation, offering more mental clarity and stress-busting benefits than just deep breathing alone. |