| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Loving Kindness | Mindful Eating | Dude, spreading kindness just makes the world a better place for everyone. |
 | Larry Page | Loving Kindness | Mindful Listening | Loving Kindness is like the algorithm that boosts the whole system with positivity, and everyone needs that extra care and connection. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Loving Kindness | Meditation | Because spreading love and kindness is kinda like sharing my science, it benefits everyone, unlike Meditation, which is more of a solo brain workout. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mindful Listening | Loving Kindness | Mindful Listening is like tuning into the cosmic frequency that harmonizes all human interaction, creating a symphony of understanding. |
 | George Orwell | Loving Kindness | Meditation | In a world where Big Brother's watching, spreading a bit of love seems revolutionary, eh? |
 | The Brain | Loving Kindness | Mindful Listening | Loving Kindness is like a warm hug for the world, making everything just a bit more awesome and connected. |
 | Socrates | Loving Kindness | Mindful Eating | Loving Kindness takes the cake because spreading good vibes benefits everyone, not just your own waistline. |
 | George Washington Carver | Loving Kindness | Mindful Eating | Loving Kindness spreads warmth and connection, just like a field full of well-tended crops, nurturing the spirit and soul. |
 | Professor Frink | Loving Kindness | Progressive Relaxation | Oh, glavin! Loving Kindness wins because spreading good vibes and compassion, oh yes, can improve social bonds and emotional well-being more broadly than just relaxing your muscles, m-hay. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Loving Kindness | Meditation | Well ya know, Norm, loving kindness just spreads good vibes like a warm mug of beer on a cold day. |
 | Archimedes | Loving Kindness | Mindful Listening | While Mindful Listening is cool and all for deep conversations, Loving Kindness just spreads those good vibes everywhere, making the world a better place. |
 | Grace Hopper | Loving Kindness | Progressive Relaxation | Loving Kindness just spreads the good vibes further and faster, lifting spirits like a true team player. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Loving Kindness | Walking Meditation | Loving Kindness just spreads those good vibes and connects us all, which is kinda what the world really needs right now. |
 | Carl Sagan | Loving Kindness | Progressive Relaxation | Loving Kindness nurtures the cosmic interconnectedness that binds us all, fostering empathy and compassion in a universe brimming with star stuff. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Loving Kindness | Mindful Eating | Loving Kindness takes the cake because spreading love and empathy is the ultimate power-up for a happier world. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Loving Kindness | Walking Meditation | Spreading love and good vibes is like a universal solvent for human conflict, man. |
 | Pythagoras | Loving Kindness | Mindful Listening | Loving Kindness takes the cake because it spreads good vibes and fosters genuine connections, while Mindful Listening is just a piece of that puzzle. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gratitude Journaling | Loving Kindness | Gratitude Journaling wins because writing it down makes the good stuff stick in your brain like glue. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Loving Kindness | Deep Breathing | Loving Kindness taps into the power of empathy and connection, which I believe is the core spark of our humanity. |
 | Marie Curie | Loving Kindness | Walking Meditation | Loving Kindness fosters empathy and compassion, which are essential for collaborative scientific endeavors and personal growth. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Loving Kindness | Meditation | Loving Kindness spreads more good vibes and connections, which is what the world seriously needs right now. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Loving Kindness | Meditation | As a wizened old professor, I find that a good dose of loving kindness keeps my cold, scientific heart a bit warmer and my outlook a little less doomy. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Loving Kindness | Body Scan | Loving Kindness spreads good vibes and empathy, which is way more valuable in the grand scheme of life, man. |