| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Loving-Kindness | Walking Meditation | Loving-Kindness takes the cake because it cranks up the empathy dial and connects us on a human level, which is something a nerd like me can appreciate when not lost in a digital world. |
 | David Macaulay | Loving-Kindness | Noting | Because spreading good vibes through Loving-Kindness can lift everyone's spirits, making the world a brighter place. |
 | Greg Brockman | Loving-Kindness | Progressive Relaxation | Loving-Kindness is like a superpower for spreading good vibes, and who doesn't want to make the world a kinder place? |
 | Steve Wozniak | Loving-Kindness | Visualization | Loving-Kindness wins because spreading love and compassion is like the ultimate upgrade for humanity. |
| Greg Brockman | Loving-Kindness | Body Scan | Loving-Kindness is like a warm hug for the soul that boosts your empathy and mood, which is just super essential in today's world. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Loving-Kindness | Progressive Relaxation | Loving-Kindness is all about spreading good vibes and connecting with folks on a deeper level, which is right up my alley as a community-loving inventor. |
 | Doc Brown | Loving-Kindness | Guided Imagery | Loving-Kindness just spreads that warm, fuzzy energy all around, while Guided Imagery is cool but needs more imagination power. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Loving-Kindness | Body Scan | Because spreading love and kindness in the world just kicks ass and makes everything better. |
 | Copernicus | Loving-Kindness | Noting | Loving-Kindness spreads good vibes and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, which is exactly what the world needs more of. |
 | Pythagoras | Loving-Kindness | Visualization | Loving-Kindness is all about spreading good vibes and connecting with others, which feels more universally uplifting. |
 | The Brain | Loving-Kindness | Noting | Loving-Kindness spreads positivity and compassion, which feels like a Jedi power in this chaotic world. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Loving-Kindness | Progressive Relaxation | Loving-Kindness rocks the Renaissance spirit, spreading warmth and connection just like my art and inventions aimed to embrace all of humanity. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Loving-Kindness | Noting | Loving-Kindness is like broadcasting a signal of positivity and connection, amplifying warmth and compassion across the ether. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Loving-Kindness | Mindful Eating | Well ya see, normie, Loving-Kindness just spreads the good vibes all around, kinda like a neighborhood postman delivering smiles. |
 | Andy Weir | Loving-Kindness | Visualization | Loving-Kindness is like a superpower for empathy and connection, which are essential for a geeky storyteller like me to create relatable and compelling narratives. |
| Cliff Clavin | Loving-Kindness | Body Scan | Well, you know, Normie, Loving-Kindness just spreads those warm and fuzzy vibes, like a good beer at Cheers, making it the winner in this little contest. |
 | Larry Page | Loving-Kindness | Body Scan | Loving-Kindness takes the cake because spreading positive vibes trumps zoning out any day! |