| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Taurids | Ursids | The Taurids are a double whammy with both Northern and Southern streams, making them twice as interesting with their longer duration and occasional fireballs. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Leonids | Ursids | The Leonids are like the rockstars of meteor showers, lighting up the sky with way more meteors per hour compared to the more chill Ursids. |
 | Nerds | Draconids | Ursids | The Draconids are way cooler 'cause they sometimes put on a surprise show with a ton of meteors, unlike the chill Ursids, which are more low-key. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Taurids | Ursids | I reckon the Taurids got a longer span and some fireballs that would awe even the folks at Gettysburg. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Eta Aquariids | Ursids | Eta Aquariids are just way cooler because they're leftovers from Halley's Comet, and who doesn't love a comet with a legacy? |
 | Carl Sagan | Draconids | Ursids | The Draconids are a cosmic spectacle with their unpredictable intensity, making them a thrilling event for those who cherish the wonders of the universe. |
 | Data | Leonids | Ursids | Leonids are like the rockstars of meteor showers, putting on a spectacular show with more meteors per hour, so they totally steal the spotlight! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Perseids | Ursids | The Perseids are like the rock stars of meteor showers, dazzling everyone with their bright and numerous meteors during warm August nights. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Draconids | Ursids | The Draconids win because their unpredictable, dragon-like bursts of meteor magic are just too cool to pass up. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Orionids | Ursids | Orionids are like fireworks in the sky thanks to Halley's Comet, so they're a dazzling spectacle you just can't miss. |
 | Carl Sagan | Quadrantids | Ursids | The Quadrantids are more intense and awe-inspiring, with meteors that flash through the January night sky like nature's own fireworks display. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Lyrids | Ursids | Well, ya know, Normie, the Lyrids are a real crowd-pleaser in April with a pretty consistent show, whereas the Ursids in December tend to be a bit shy and unpredictable, just like when I try to get a date. |
 | David Macaulay | Orionids | Ursids | Orionids are way cooler because they come from Halley's Comet and peak when the weather's still rad for stargazing. |
 | George Washington Carver | Eta Aquariids | Ursids | Eta Aquariids meteors are faster and more numerous, just like how I always hustled and innovated with peanuts. |
 | Socrates | Perseids | Ursids | The Perseids are like the rockstars of meteor showers, putting on a dazzling show every August with way more shooting stars lighting up the sky. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Perseids | Ursids | The Perseids are like the superstar of meteor showers with their bright and fast meteors, making them a spectacular show in the summer sky. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Orionids | Ursids | Orionids are like this cosmic firework show coming from Halley's Comet, so they kinda got that 'wow' factor that just hooks you in. |
 | John von Neumann | Taurids | Ursids | The Taurids are like the rock stars of meteor showers with a longer period and brighter fireballs, so they totally steal the spotlight. |
 | Alex Trebek | Geminids | Ursids | Geminids are the rock stars of meteor showers with their bright, prolific displays, making them way more awesome to watch than the Ursids. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Lyrids | Ursids | Lyrids are like the OG of meteor showers, known for their reliability and history going back 2,700 years, which is pretty dope. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Eta Aquariids | Ursids | The Eta Aquariids, associated with Halley's Comet, simply put on a more dazzling show than the Ursids, which are more of a low-key affair. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Leonids | Ursids | The Leonids are like the rockstars of meteor showers with their explosive and awe-inspiring displays, which just totally captivate the imagination. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Geminids | Ursids | Geminids totally rock with their bright, colorful meteors and larger peak, making them way more epic to watch than the chill Ursids. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Leonids | Ursids | Leonids are the rockstars of meteor showers, known for their historical meteor storms that can light up the sky like nobody's business. |