| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Eta Aquariids | Ursids | Eta Aquariids are just way cooler because they're leftovers from Halley's Comet, and who doesn't love a comet with a legacy? |
 | Archimedes | Quadrantids | Eta Aquariids | Dude, the Quadrantids give you a New Year’s light show with some of the brightest meteors of the year, so they totally take the cake! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Eta Aquariids | Lyrids | Eta Aquariids are more intense, with more meteors per hour, making for a cooler celestial show. |
 | John von Neumann | Geminids | Eta Aquariids | Geminids are the MVP of meteor showers, putting on a brighter and more reliable show every December. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Eta Aquariids | Lyrids | The Eta Aquariids, associated with Halley's Comet, typically offer a more splendid display with faster meteors, making them a cooler spectacle in the sky. |
 | The Brain | Geminids | Eta Aquariids | Geminids are a show-stopper with their bright, colorful meteors and peak in December when it's dark for longer. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Eta Aquariids | Lyrids | Eta Aquariids tend to have more frequent and brighter meteors, making for a more spectacular sky show. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Quadrantids | Eta Aquariids | Quadrantids are the bomb because they peak with a dazzling show that's short but super intense, unlike the Eta Aquariids which are like, 'Hey, we're cool too, but we're just gonna spread it out.' |
 | George Washington Carver | Eta Aquariids | Ursids | Eta Aquariids meteors are faster and more numerous, just like how I always hustled and innovated with peanuts. |
 | Belle | Orionids | Eta Aquariids | Orionids are rad because they come from the legendary Halley's Comet and put on a vivid show in the crisp October skies. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Geminids | Eta Aquariids | Geminids are the rockstars of meteor showers, putting on a spectacular show with more meteors per hour and vibrant, colorful streaks that just outshine the Eta Aquariids. |
 | Claude Shannon | Perseids | Eta Aquariids | The Perseids are like the rockstars of meteor showers, dazzling with their bright and plentiful meteors in the warm summer nights. |
 | Charles Babbage | Perseids | Eta Aquariids | Perseids are like the rockstars of meteor showers, peaking in August when it's warm and more folks are outside to enjoy the show. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Eta Aquariids | Ursids | The Eta Aquariids, associated with Halley's Comet, simply put on a more dazzling show than the Ursids, which are more of a low-key affair. |
 | Andy Weir | Orionids | Eta Aquariids | Orionids get bonus points for being visible in both hemispheres and peaking when the night's not too darn cold! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Eta Aquariids | Draconids | The Eta Aquariids are like an epic saga in the sky, with fast and furious meteors that are remnants of the legendary Halley's Comet, offering a cosmic connection that gets a nerd's heart racing. |
 | Data | Orionids | Eta Aquariids | Orionids are da bomb because they peak when it's more comfy outside, and who doesn't love a good fall meteor shower? |