| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Vipassana Meditation | Zen Meditation | Vipassana digs deep into the mind's layers like an archaeologist on a mission, offering insight into the very nature of thought and emotion. |
 | Andy Weir | Zen Meditation | Guided Visualization | Zen Meditation's simplicity and focus on mindfulness kicks ass for clearing the mind and reducing stress. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Zen Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | As a scientist, the clarity and focus of Zen Meditation aligns with the precise, electrical current-like nature of my thought processes. |
 | Marie Curie | Zen Meditation | Mantra Meditation | Zen Meditation is like a science experiment for the mind, focusing on clarity and observation without distraction. |
| Marie Curie | Zen Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation | Zen Meditation is all about letting go and finding that deep peace, which aligns with my scientific curiosity for exploring the unknown. |
 | Socrates | Zen Meditation | Qi Gong | Zen Meditation is all about that deep dive into the present, which just vibes with my contemplative nature. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Walking Meditation | Zen Meditation | Great news, everyone! Walking Meditation lets you move those old bones and clear your mind simultaneously, whereas Zen Meditation might have you sitting like a toad and dozing off! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Zen Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Zen Meditation is like stripping everything to the basics, just like understanding nature's rules, and that resonates with my physics-loving heart. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Zen Meditation | Body Scan | Zen Meditation vibes with my analytical brain by promoting deep focus and mental clarity. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Loving-kindness Meditation | Zen Meditation | In the cosmic scheme of synergy, spreading love and kindness generates a ripple effect that enhances humanity's interconnectedness, resonating with my vision of a harmonious spaceship Earth. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Zen Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Good news everyone! Zen Meditation is a winner as it aligns well with my penchant for focusing on the scientific wonders of the universe, providing a clear, calm mind primed for invention! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Zen Meditation | Body Scan | As someone who thrives on abstract thought, Zen Meditation's focus on mindfulness and thinking beyond the concrete world speaks to my analytical mind. |