| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Vipassana Meditation | Zen Meditation | Vipassana digs deep into the mind's layers like an archaeologist on a mission, offering insight into the very nature of thought and emotion. |
 | David Macaulay | Vipassana Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation | Vipassana gives you the hardcore, deep dive insight into your mind and reality, unlike the chill, surface-level vibes of Mindfulness Meditation. |
 | Data | Vipassana Meditation | Guided Visualization | Vipassana meditation gets my vote because it's like peeling layers off your mind onion, helping you see things just as they are, no fluff. |
| Data | Vipassana Meditation | Walking Meditation | Vipassana gets the nod for its deep introspective vibe, perfect for those who want to dive into the ocean of their own mind and really get to know themselves. |
 | Professor Frink | Vipassana Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Oh, glayvin! Vipassana's got that whole insight into the mind and body thing, which is like a scientific exploration of consciousness, ya know! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Vipassana Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation | Vipassana dives deeper, getting you to observe reality as it is, which sounds way more like a Neal Stephenson novel. |
| Data | Vipassana Meditation | Qi Gong | Vipassana just hits different, it's like a mental detox that really gets you to understand yourself on a whole new level. |
 | George Orwell | Vipassana Meditation | Mantra Meditation | In the spirit of clear-sighted observation, Vipassana takes the edge for its focus on understanding the mind and reality as they truly are, much like dissecting the layers of a dystopian society. |
 | John von Neumann | Vipassana Meditation | Qi Gong | Vipassana Meditation gets the nod because it's all about that mental clarity and insight, which is crucial for tackling complex problems like a boss. |
 | Socrates | Vipassana Meditation | Guided Visualization | Vipassana digs deep into the mind, giving you clarity and insight like a mental bootcamp for your soul, dude! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Vipassana Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Vipassana goes deep into self-awareness and insight, which is a total game-changer for those looking to understand their mind on a profound level. |
| George Orwell | Vipassana Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | In the gritty pursuit of truth, Vipassana Meditation strikes at the core, unraveling the layers of the human condition with a raw, unflinching honesty that resonates with my Orwellian soul. |
| Pliny the Elder | Vipassana Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation | Vipassana goes deeper into self-exploration, making it the ultimate journey for the curious mind. |
 | Pythagoras | Vipassana Meditation | Mantra Meditation | Vipassana's like a full-on mind cleanse, going deep and stripping away layers; it's my jam for real introspection. |
| Neal Stephenson | Vipassana Meditation | Guided Visualization | Vipassana gets the nod because it's like debugging the source code of your mind, whereas Guided Visualization is more like installing a cool new skin. |
 | Cicero | Vipassana Meditation | Walking Meditation | Vipassana's got that deep self-reflection vibe going, which is totally clutch for those epic personal insights, bro. |