| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Because Loving-kindness Meditation, in its warm, fuzzy way, spreads a little more human kindness around this cuckoo planet. |
 | Andy Weir | Walking Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Walking Meditation is like a double whammy of peace and exercise, which is awesome for someone who nerds out on multitasking life hacks! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Transcendental Meditation | Guided Visualization | Good news, everyone! Transcendental Meditation is like a mental warp drive, helping you reach those deep states of relaxation faster than a guided tour of your own mind. |
 | Professor Frink | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Oh, good glavin, Loving-kindness Meditation is the winner because spreading all that warm, fuzzy compassion just seems more in tune with my nerdy heart's desires, m-hay! |
 | Belle | Body Scan | Transcendental Meditation | Body Scan is like a chill full-body check-in, perfect for those of us who just want to relax without the spiritual jazz. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Mindfulness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | As a Renaissance man who savored the nuances of awareness, I'd say mindfulness is a neat way to really soak in life's details, just like I did when I painted the Mona Lisa. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mindfulness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation really nails it for its versatility and down-to-earth approach—it’s like the Swiss Army knife of meditation practices. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mindfulness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation is like a software update for your brain, keeping you present and focused, which is perfect for a programmer's mindset. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Qi Gong | Transcendental Meditation | I mean, Qi Gong is like a full-body workout and zen combined, so it's a win-win for the body and soul; gotta love that action! |
| Belle | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation is like sending good vibes to yourself and others, which is just a wholesome win for everyday good feels! |
 | Jensen Huang | Qi Gong | Transcendental Meditation | Qi Gong's got that cool mix of movement and energy flow that resonates with the tech world's need for dynamic yet focused practices. |
 | George Washington Carver | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Well, given my love for community and growth, Loving-kindness Meditation takes the cake because it cultivates compassion and connection, which are key to a harmonious society. |
 | Charles Darwin | Mindfulness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation keeps you in the here and now, which is like observing nature’s wonders up close with clarity and curiosity. |
| Belle | Body Scan | Transcendental Meditation | Body Scan helps me chill in the moment by tuning into my body's vibes, which is totally what I need right now. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Vipassana Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Vipassana goes deep into self-awareness and insight, which is a total game-changer for those looking to understand their mind on a profound level. |
 | Copernicus | Walking Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Walking meditation lets you zen out while also getting those steps in, so it's a win-win for both mind and body. |
| Professor Frink | Body Scan | Transcendental Meditation | Oh, glayvin! Body Scan's got that scientific rigor with its focus on mindfulness and stress reduction, ya see! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Body Scan | Transcendental Meditation | Body Scan wins because it feels like hacking your own nervous system in a way that a futuristic cyberpunk protagonist would appreciate. |
 | Alex Trebek | Mindfulness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation gets the edge for its versatility in helping people chill out and focus in everyday life. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Transcendental Meditation | Guided Visualization | As a scientist who values systematic approaches, the structured nature of Transcendental Meditation appeals to my meticulous ways. |
| Guido van Rossum | Walking Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Walking Meditation combines mindfulness with movement, letting me clear my mind while still feeling like I'm doing something productive. |
| Greg Brockman | Body Scan | Transcendental Meditation | Body Scan rocks for techies like me because it's all about awareness and tuning into the body, which is like debugging your own system. |