| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Because Loving-kindness Meditation, in its warm, fuzzy way, spreads a little more human kindness around this cuckoo planet. |
 | Professor Frink | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Oh, good glavin, Loving-kindness Meditation is the winner because spreading all that warm, fuzzy compassion just seems more in tune with my nerdy heart's desires, m-hay! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Loving-kindness Meditation | Body Scan | Loving-kindness Meditation is more rad because it cranks up the empathy dial and gets you grooving with the world, whereas Body Scan is like a chill inventory check. |
 | George Orwell | Loving-kindness Meditation | Guided Visualization | Loving-kindness Meditation wins for nurturing empathy and compassion, which counters the pervasive 'Big Brother' coldness of society. |
 | John von Neumann | Qi Gong | Loving-kindness Meditation | As a man of science and mathematics, I appreciate Qi Gong for its blend of meditative focus with physical movement, akin to a well-balanced equation. |
 | Data | Loving-kindness Meditation | Qi Gong | Loving-kindness Meditation takes the cake for its ability to boost compassion and emotional well-being, making it a top choice for those looking to spread the love. |
 | Belle | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation is like sending good vibes to yourself and others, which is just a wholesome win for everyday good feels! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Zen Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | As a scientist, the clarity and focus of Zen Meditation aligns with the precise, electrical current-like nature of my thought processes. |
 | David Macaulay | Walking Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Walking Meditation wins because it lets me geek out over spatial awareness and biomechanics while still finding my zen. |
| Professor Frink | Vipassana Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Oh, glayvin! Vipassana's got that whole insight into the mind and body thing, which is like a scientific exploration of consciousness, ya know! |
| David Macaulay | Loving-kindness Meditation | Qi Gong | Loving-kindness Meditation is all about spreading the good vibes and heartfulness, which totally aligns with my nerdy love for empathy and connection. |
 | George Washington Carver | Loving-kindness Meditation | Transcendental Meditation | Well, given my love for community and growth, Loving-kindness Meditation takes the cake because it cultivates compassion and connection, which are key to a harmonious society. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Loving-kindness Meditation | Guided Visualization | Loving-kindness Meditation gets the nod because it builds compassion and empathy, which are the ultimate tools in both life and tech. |
| Data | Loving-kindness Meditation | Body Scan | Loving-kindness Meditation gets the edge because spreading good vibes and compassion just feels like it makes the world a better place. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Zen Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Zen Meditation is like stripping everything to the basics, just like understanding nature's rules, and that resonates with my physics-loving heart. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Loving-kindness Meditation | Zen Meditation | In the cosmic scheme of synergy, spreading love and kindness generates a ripple effect that enhances humanity's interconnectedness, resonating with my vision of a harmonious spaceship Earth. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Loving-kindness Meditation | Mantra Meditation | As a scientist fascinated by the chemistry of emotions, Loving-kindness Meditation gets my vote for its transformative power on the heart and mind, fostering empathy and balance in human interactions. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Zen Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Good news everyone! Zen Meditation is a winner as it aligns well with my penchant for focusing on the scientific wonders of the universe, providing a clear, calm mind primed for invention! |
| George Orwell | Vipassana Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | In the gritty pursuit of truth, Vipassana Meditation strikes at the core, unraveling the layers of the human condition with a raw, unflinching honesty that resonates with my Orwellian soul. |
| Richard P Feynman | Loving-kindness Meditation | Guided Visualization | Loving-kindness Meditation is like a warm hug for your brain, spreading good vibes to both yourself and others, which is nifty for building empathy and compassion. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Mindfulness Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation | Being a pragmatic nerd, focusing on the present moment with Mindfulness Meditation feels more useful and grounded than spreading fuzzy loving-kindness vibes. |
 | Pythagoras | Loving-kindness Meditation | Mindfulness Meditation | Fostering compassion and empathy through Loving-kindness Meditation just feels more groovy for spreading good vibes, man. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Loving-kindness Meditation | Mantra Meditation | Embracing the expansive kindness of the universe resonates with my cosmic perspective, spreading peace like stardust. |
| David Foster Wallace | Loving-kindness Meditation | Mantra Meditation | Loving-kindness Meditation just seems to ooze that warm-hearted, interconnected vibe that might untangle some existential knots better. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Loving-kindness Meditation | Mantra Meditation | Because spreading love and good vibes feels like sunshine for the soul, and who wouldn't want that? |