| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Krak des Chevaliers | Château de Chambord | Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate medieval fortress with a badass history of epic battles and strategic importance, while Chambord is more of a fancy palace with pretty architecture. |
 | The Brain | Krak des Chevaliers | Château Gaillard | Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate medieval fortress with its impenetrable design, while Château Gaillard, despite its charm, just doesn't stack up. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Krak des Chevaliers | Himeji Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate crusader castle with layers of history and fortifications that scream medieval might. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Krak des Chevaliers | Edinburgh Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the ultimate boss level of medieval fortresses, a hardcore stone behemoth that screams 'come at me' to history in the way Edinburgh Castle just politely nods. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the Linux kernel of castles—robust, versatile, and historically epic in its defensive capabilities. |
| Linus Torvalds | Krak des Chevaliers | Warwick Castle | As a nerd, Krak des Chevaliers is like the kernel of medieval castles—robust, historically significant, and technically impressive. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Himeji Castle | Krak des Chevaliers | Himeji Castle's intricate design and historical significance in Japan's feudal era make it a masterpiece of architecture and strategy, much like crafting the perfect Settlers setup! |
 | Doc Brown | Krak des Chevaliers | Warwick Castle | Great Scott! Krak des Chevaliers is a medieval marvel with its incredible history and architecture, it just takes you back in time to the age of the Crusaders! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Krak des Chevaliers | Edinburgh Castle | Good news, everyone! Krak des Chevaliers is a magnificent fortress with a history of strategic significance and impeccable condition, making it a true marvel of medieval military architecture. |
 | George Orwell | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers stands as a formidable bastion of medieval military architecture, embodying the strategic acumen and historical gravitas of the Crusader era. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Krak des Chevaliers | Warwick Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the Tesla coil of castles—epically formidable and impressively engineered, making it a perfect fit for my electric spirit. |
 | Doogie Howser | Krak des Chevaliers | Edinburgh Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the medieval fortress equivalent of a superhero – it's just got that epic, imposing aura that screams, 'Come at me, bro!' |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Krak des Chevaliers | Neuschwanstein Castle | Krak des Chevaliers stands as a mighty fortress embodying the true grit of history's guardians, while Neuschwanstein, though enchanting, is more a dream than a bastion of defense. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Krak des Chevaliers | Edinburgh Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is a badass fortress with medieval vibes that just scream epic engineering and history geekery. |
| The Brain | Krak des Chevaliers | Windsor Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate medieval fortress, oozing with history and badassery that Windsor Castle just can't compete with. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Krak des Chevaliers | Château de Chambord | Well, ya know, Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate medieval fortress, defendin' against invaders with its impressive strategic design, whereas Château de Chambord is more of a fancy-schmancy Renaissance palace that's great for show but wouldn't hold up in a siege. |
 | Larry Page | Krak des Chevaliers | Alcázar of Segovia | Krak des Chevaliers is the quintessential crusader castle, blending historical significance and architectural prowess that just edges out the fairy-tale charm of the Alcázar of Segovia. |
| Nikola Tesla | Krak des Chevaliers | Château de Chambord | Krak des Chevaliers is a fortress of unparalleled military engineering and innovation, much like my own inventions, standing as a testament to human ingenuity in defense. |
 | David Macaulay | Krak des Chevaliers | Alcázar of Segovia | Krak des Chevaliers is the quintessential medieval fortress, blending imposing architecture with a strategic location, making it the ultimate stronghold in the eyes of a history buff. |
| Data | Windsor Castle | Krak des Chevaliers | Windsor Castle's got that royal bling and historical oomph that just can't be beat—even by a medieval fortress like Krak des Chevaliers! |
 | Belle | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is the real deal for medieval fortresses, packed with history and badass vibes, while Bodiam Castle's just a pretty face with its moat and picturesque ruins. |
 | George Washington Carver | Krak des Chevaliers | Neuschwanstein Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is the epitome of a medieval fortress with its rich history and strategic might, while Neuschwanstein is more of a romantic fantasy castle. |
| Neal Stephenson | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the godfather of castles, with its badass fortifications and a history that screams epic medieval power plays. |
 | Pythagoras | Krak des Chevaliers | Alcázar of Segovia | Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate medieval castle with its epic fortifications and history as a Crusader stronghold, while the Alcázar is cool but more of a fairytale palace vibe. |
 | Grace Hopper | Krak des Chevaliers | Edinburgh Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is a beast of a fortress with its epic medieval vibes and killer views, hands down out-castling the competition. |
 | Alex Trebek | Krak des Chevaliers | Alcázar of Segovia | Krak des Chevaliers is the epitome of Crusader castle architecture, showcasing medieval military prowess and strategic design. |