| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | Windsor Castle | Château Gaillard | Windsor Castle wins with its centuries of royal history and grandeur—it’s like the VIP of castles, blending medieval charm with royal prestige, fit for a queen! |
 | Albert Einstein | Warwick Castle | Château Gaillard | Warwick Castle's epic medieval vibes and impressive historical reenactments make it a blast for history buffs and families alike! |
 | The Brain | Krak des Chevaliers | Château Gaillard | Krak des Chevaliers is the ultimate medieval fortress with its impenetrable design, while Château Gaillard, despite its charm, just doesn't stack up. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Château de Chambord | Château Gaillard | Château de Chambord's intricate architecture is like the perfect blend of form and function, just like a beautifully engineered piece of tech. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard | Ah, Bodiam Castle's got that quintessential medieval look with a moat and all, perfect for a nerdy daydream of dragons and knights! |
 | David Macaulay | Château de Chambord | Château Gaillard | Château de Chambord wins for its over-the-top Renaissance flamboyance and Leonardo da Vinci's rumored touch, making it the ultimate architectural eye candy. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard | Bodiam Castle's iconic moat and picturesque setting make it the classic board game inspiration, perfect for a Settlers-style scene! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Himeji Castle | Château Gaillard | Himeji Castle's intricate design and preservation make it a stunning example of Japanese architecture, like a beautifully crafted watch compared to a rugged, battle-ready fortress. |
 | Belle | Château Gaillard | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard's dramatic clifftop presence and strategic genius make it my top pick for its sheer medieval awesomeness. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Château Gaillard | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard's dramatic history and strategic location make it a captivating symbol of medieval military genius. |
| Steve Wozniak | Château de Chambord | Château Gaillard | Château de Chambord's intricate architecture and sheer scale remind me of the complexity and beauty of a well-crafted piece of technology – it's like the Macintosh of castles. |
 | Galileo | Neuschwanstein Castle | Château Gaillard | Neuschwanstein Castle is a real-life fairy tale palace, and its stunning beauty and romantic architecture make it a must-see in Bavaria, whereas Château Gaillard, though historically significant, doesn't quite capture the imagination in the same way. |
 | Alex Trebek | Himeji Castle | Château Gaillard | Himeji Castle is a better choice for its stunning architectural beauty and preservation, making it a true marvel among historic fortresses. |