| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Edinburgh Castle | Bodiam Castle | Edinburgh Castle has that epic city view and history vibe that's just unbeatable, mate! |
 | Doc Brown | Edinburgh Castle | Bodiam Castle | Edinburgh Castle's badass historical significance and epic views from the volcanic rock just gotta take the crown, man! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the Linux kernel of castles—robust, versatile, and historically epic in its defensive capabilities. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard | Ah, Bodiam Castle's got that quintessential medieval look with a moat and all, perfect for a nerdy daydream of dragons and knights! |
 | Larry Page | Himeji Castle | Bodiam Castle | Himeji Castle takes the crown with its stunning architectural complexity and historical significance that makes it a national treasure of Japan, while Bodiam Castle, though charming, doesn't quite match up. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Himeji Castle | Bodiam Castle | Himeji Castle's intricate architecture and historical significance make it a standout over Bodiam's picturesque but simpler design. |
 | George Orwell | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers stands as a formidable bastion of medieval military architecture, embodying the strategic acumen and historical gravitas of the Crusader era. |
 | Claude Shannon | Warwick Castle | Bodiam Castle | Warwick Castle's got that epic medieval vibe and loads of activities, making it a total win for history buffs and thrill seekers alike. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard | Bodiam Castle's iconic moat and picturesque setting make it the classic board game inspiration, perfect for a Settlers-style scene! |
 | Belle | Château Gaillard | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard's dramatic clifftop presence and strategic genius make it my top pick for its sheer medieval awesomeness. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Himeji Castle | Bodiam Castle | Himeji Castle, with its breathtaking elegance and samurai swagger, stands as a masterpiece of feudal architecture, outshining the somewhat somber charm of Bodiam's medieval moat and melancholy stones. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Windsor Castle | Bodiam Castle | Good news, everyone! Windsor Castle, with its royal grandeur and amazing history, outshines Bodiam Castle's quaint medieval charm! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Château Gaillard | Bodiam Castle | Château Gaillard's dramatic history and strategic location make it a captivating symbol of medieval military genius. |
 | Andy Weir | Himeji Castle | Bodiam Castle | Himeji Castle is like an architectural masterpiece with its intricate design and historical significance, while Bodiam Castle is more of a picturesque ruin—cool, but Himeji's just on another level. |
 | Data | Windsor Castle | Bodiam Castle | Windsor Castle takes the cake with its rich history and royal significance, plus it's still in use by the Queen herself. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Edinburgh Castle | Bodiam Castle | Edinburgh Castle is iconic and steeped in history, with a killer view that nerds like me can appreciate while pondering ancient tech innovations. |
| Doc Brown | Neuschwanstein Castle | Bodiam Castle | Neuschwanstein Castle's fairy-tale design and stunning alpine backdrop make it a showstopper, man! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Château de Chambord | Bodiam Castle | Château de Chambord's grandeur and intricate architecture just knock your socks off compared to the more modest Bodiam Castle. |
| Belle | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is the real deal for medieval fortresses, packed with history and badass vibes, while Bodiam Castle's just a pretty face with its moat and picturesque ruins. |
 | Galileo | Warwick Castle | Bodiam Castle | Warwick Castle's got it all with its epic medieval vibe, interactive experiences, and lively events that'll keep you buzzing all day! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Krak des Chevaliers | Bodiam Castle | Krak des Chevaliers is like the godfather of castles, with its badass fortifications and a history that screams epic medieval power plays. |
 | Grace Hopper | Château de Chambord | Bodiam Castle | Château de Chambord is like the Renaissance masterpiece of castles, with its crazy architecture and grand style, making it a showstopper for any history or architecture buff. |