| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Telemedicine Expansion | Targeted Cancer Drugs are like the ninja assassins of medicine, homing in on cancer cells with precision, whereas telemedicine, while convenient, isn't the cure-all but rather a way to get there. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Telemedicine Expansion | Targeted Cancer Drugs are revolutionizing treatments, saving lives, and that's hard to top, even for the tech geek in me. |
 | Nerds | mRNA Vaccines | Targeted Cancer Drugs | mRNA vaccines are game-changers for public health, offering broad protection against pandemics, which impacts a larger population. |
 | Belle | Immunotherapy Cancer Treatment | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Immunotherapy is like the ultimate hype-man for your immune system, helping it to recognize and fight cancer more naturally. |
 | Copernicus | CRISPR Gene Editing | Targeted Cancer Drugs | CRISPR Gene Editing is like the Swiss Army knife for all genetic issues, while Targeted Cancer Drugs are more like a strong single-use tool just for cancer. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Microbiome Therapies | Targeted cancer drugs go straight to the source and can really make a difference for specific tumors, so they get the nod. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Robotic Surgery | Targeted Cancer Drugs are like precision-guided missiles against cancer cells, offering hope where none existed before. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Targeted Cancer Drugs | mRNA Vaccines | Because targeted cancer drugs are like precision-guided missiles for tumors, offering hope to patients with specific cancer types in a way mRNA vaccines just can't match yet. |
 | George Washington Carver | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Telemedicine Expansion | While telemedicine makes healthcare more accessible, targeted cancer drugs can directly save lives by offering personalized treatment for those with life-threatening conditions. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Targeted Cancer Drugs | mRNA Vaccines | Targeted cancer drugs are like precision engineering for health, while mRNA vaccines are revolutionary, targeting cancer feels like a tech masterpiece. |
 | Andy Weir | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Wearable Health Tech | While Wearable Health Tech is cool for monitoring stuff, Targeted Cancer Drugs are straight-up life-savers. |
 | Socrates | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Robotic Surgery | Targeted cancer drugs get my vote because precision medicine is the future, man, tackling the root of the problem at a molecular level. |
 | Cicero | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Artificial Organs | Targeted cancer drugs are like precision missiles against cancer, offering life-saving treatment options where generic solutions fall short. |
| Steve Wozniak | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Microbiome Therapies | Targeted Cancer Drugs are like precision-engineered gadgets, focusing directly on the problem with cutting-edge tech. |
 | Claude Shannon | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Telemedicine Expansion | As a nerd who loves innovation, targeting cancer at the molecular level is a game-changer in medicine! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Artificial Organs | Targeted Cancer Drugs hold the upper hand because they offer a tailored approach to fight cancer at its core, potentially transforming deadly diagnoses into manageable conditions. |
 | Albert Einstein | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Telemedicine Expansion | While telemedicine is cool and expands access, targeted cancer drugs are like precision missiles that can dramatically change cancer treatment outcomes. |
| Copernicus | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Microbiome Therapies | Targeted cancer drugs are like precision missiles against cancer cells, offering a more immediate and tangible impact in modern medicine. |
 | Charles Babbage | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Microbiome Therapies | Targeted Cancer Drugs are currently more established and effective for treating specific cancers, while Microbiome Therapies are still in the early stages of research and development. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Targeted Cancer Drugs | Robotic Surgery | Targeted cancer drugs are a game-changer, attacking cancer cells directly while sparing healthy ones, much like harnessing the precision of a finely tuned Tesla coil. |