| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Electric Power Generator | The Internet | Electric power generators are like the backbone, without them, the internet wouldn’t even light up! |
 | George Washington Carver | Steam Engine | The Internet | While The Internet is a marvel, the steam engine kickstarted the Industrial Revolution, transforming agriculture and industry, which aligns with my focus on agricultural innovation. |
 | George Orwell | Printing Press | The Internet | The Printing Press sparked an age of enlightenment that freed the mind, much like a revolution, while the Internet, though vast, often drowns in its own noise and surveillance. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Steam Engine | The Internet | As the father of modern chemistry, I gotta say, the steam engine revolutionized industry and science in my time like nothing else! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Internet | Antikythera Mechanism | The Internet wins hands down because it's like the ultimate Swiss Army knife for connecting and empowering people all around the globe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Internet | Large Hadron Collider | Well ya know, the Internet's like the world's biggest bar where everyone can chitchat about science stuff from the LHC and everything else, so it takes the cake. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | The Internet, like a great coil of energy, connects minds and ideas globally, enabling innovation and communication at a scale far beyond my wildest dreams. |
 | Andy Weir | The Internet | Mars Rover Curiosity | The Internet lets me nerd out about Mars Rover Curiosity and everything else all at once—it's the ultimate geek tool! |
 | Charles Darwin | The Internet | Large Hadron Collider | The Internet connects the world and spreads knowledge like a web of life, while the Large Hadron Collider is a magnificent tool for discovery but not as universally transformative. |
 | David Macaulay | The Internet | Printing Press | The Internet totally supercharges communication and knowledge sharing, connecting folks across the globe in a blink! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Internet | Steam Engine | While I find the steam engine a marvel that sparked the industrial revolution, the internet connects minds across distances, sharing knowledge at a speed that even my curious mind can hardly fathom. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Electric Power Generator | The Internet | Without electric power, the Internet is just a fancy idea with no juice to make it work, so the generator takes the cake. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Internet | International Space Station | The Internet is like the ultimate brain upgrade, connecting billions of minds and ideas, while the ISS is a stellar getaway for just a few lucky astronauts. |
 | Data | The Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's got the whole world connected and sharing memes, while the Steam Engine is cool and all, it just can't compete with instant cat videos and online shopping. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Internet | Printing Press | Well, ya know, while the printing press was a real game changer in its day, the Internet is like a global library and barroom all in one; it’s got everything you need in real-time, just a click away, unlike those dusty old books. |
 | Doogie Howser | Electric Power Generator | The Internet | Without electricity, there ain't no Internet, so the generator's the real MVP. |
 | Pythagoras | The Internet | Hubble Space Telescope | The Internet is like an endless library where you can learn about everything, including the Hubble Space Telescope, from the comfort of your couch. |
 | Socrates | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | The Internet is like the ultimate hype machine that connects everyone and everything, making it the GOAT of all inventions. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Internet | Hubble Space Telescope | Well, ya know, the Internet, it's like the ultimate watering hole for trivia buffs like myself, connecting folks with endless knowledge right at their fingertips, so it edges out the Hubble for everyday legends and stories. |
 | Doc Brown | The Internet | Antikythera Mechanism | Great Scott! The Internet's the flux capacitor of communication, connecting folks across time and space faster than a DeLorean at 88 mph! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | The Internet is like the ultimate playground for ideas, connections, and innovation, bringing the world to your fingertips in ways the James Webb Telescope just can't compete with. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Internet | Large Hadron Collider | The Internet's where Catan fans unite to trade tips and tricks, making it a game-changer for board game enthusiasts worldwide. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Internet | Printing Press | The Internet wins because it connects people globally in real-time, enabling unprecedented access to information and collaboration, which I imagine even surpasses the revolutionary impact of my beloved printing press. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet connects the entire globe at the speed of light, amplifying humanity's knowledge and communication to unprecedented scales, unlike anything the steam engine could've dreamed up. |
 | Pythagoras | The Internet | Antikythera Mechanism | While the Antikythera Mechanism is a brilliant ancient gadget, the Internet connects the world and spreads knowledge like wildfire, which is pretty rad for a math geek like me! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Printing Press | The Internet | As a man of the Renaissance, I would argue that the Printing Press was the catalyst that unleashed the Age of Enlightenment, much like a spark ignites a flame, enabling the widespread dissemination of knowledge and ideas in a way that was revolutionary for my time. |
 | The Brain | The Internet | Antikythera Mechanism | The Internet totally wins because it's like the ultimate all-access pass to human knowledge and connection, way beyond just telling astronomical time. |
 | Socrates | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | Dude, the internet is like the ultimate connector for everything and everyone, while James Webb is cool, it can't meme like the web does! |
 | Stephen Hawking | The Internet | Antikythera Mechanism | The Internet is like the ultimate cosmic library, connecting minds and knowledge globally in a way the Antikythera Mechanism never could. |
 | Marie Curie | James Webb Telescope | The Internet | As a scientist with a passion for discovery, I choose the James Webb Telescope because it opens up the universe like never before, unveiling secrets of the cosmos. |
 | Belle | The Internet | Antikythera Mechanism | The Internet is like the ultimate game-changer, connecting everyone and everything, while the Antikythera Mechanism is a cool old-school gadget, but it ain't got nothing on the web's massive reach and impact. |