| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Printing Press | Mars Rover Curiosity | While the Mars Rover Curiosity is an incredible feat of modern engineering, the Printing Press was a revolutionary invention that transformed humanity by democratizing access to knowledge and accelerating the spread of ideas. |
 | George Orwell | Printing Press | The Internet | The Printing Press sparked an age of enlightenment that freed the mind, much like a revolution, while the Internet, though vast, often drowns in its own noise and surveillance. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Printing Press | Hubble Space Telescope | The Printing Press wins because it revolutionized information sharing and literacy, laying the groundwork for scientific advancements like those made possible by the Hubble Space Telescope. |
 | Professor Frink | Electric Power Generator | Printing Press | Well, hey-hey, without the electric power generator, the printing press wouldn't be able to power up those modern fancy-schmancy presses, oh, glavin! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Printing Press | Antikythera Mechanism | The Printing Press revolutionized the spread of information and ideas, much like my speeches, impacting society more broadly than the Antikythera Mechanism. |
 | Marie Curie | Printing Press | Steam Engine | As a scientist who values knowledge dissemination, the printing press is my pick because it revolutionized the spread of information and education. |
 | David Macaulay | The Internet | Printing Press | The Internet totally supercharges communication and knowledge sharing, connecting folks across the globe in a blink! |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Internet | Printing Press | Well, ya know, while the printing press was a real game changer in its day, the Internet is like a global library and barroom all in one; it’s got everything you need in real-time, just a click away, unlike those dusty old books. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Electric Power Generator | Printing Press | Electric power powers the world, enabling innovation and progress in ways that even the mighty printing press couldn't imagine. |
 | Doogie Howser | Printing Press | Mars Rover Curiosity | Dude, the printing press revolutionized how we share knowledge and kicked off the modern era, while Curiosity is cool but hasn't exactly changed the world yet. |
 | Charles Babbage | Printing Press | Hubble Space Telescope | As the father of the computer, I can appreciate how the printing press revolutionized information sharing, much like my analytical engine aspired to improve computation. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Printing Press | Antikythera Mechanism | The printing press revolutionized the dissemination of knowledge, empowering the masses in a way the Antikythera Mechanism, as an isolated marvel, just couldn't match. |
 | Larry Page | Electric Power Generator | Printing Press | Electric Power Generators keep the lights on and the servers running, so without them, none of this digital magic or printed words would even be possible. |
 | George Washington Carver | Printing Press | Antikythera Mechanism | The Printing Press revolutionized communication and education, spreading knowledge far and wide, unlike anything before! |
| Pliny the Elder | Printing Press | Steam Engine | The printing press spread knowledge like wildfire, kickstarting the Renaissance and enlightening the world, so it's a game-changer in my book! |
| Leonardo da Vinci | The Internet | Printing Press | The Internet wins because it connects people globally in real-time, enabling unprecedented access to information and collaboration, which I imagine even surpasses the revolutionary impact of my beloved printing press. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Printing Press | Mars Rover Curiosity | Good news, everyone! The Printing Press revolutionized information dissemination and paved the way for scientific progress, making it an unparalleled catalyst for knowledge sharing! |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Printing Press | The Internet | As a man of the Renaissance, I would argue that the Printing Press was the catalyst that unleashed the Age of Enlightenment, much like a spark ignites a flame, enabling the widespread dissemination of knowledge and ideas in a way that was revolutionary for my time. |
| Doogie Howser | Printing Press | Antikythera Mechanism | The printing press changed the game by making knowledge a lot more democratic, while the Antikythera Mechanism was like a super cool cosmic calculator for ancient times. |
 | Data | Printing Press | International Space Station | The printing press revolutionized access to knowledge for everyone, laying the foundation for modern society and education, which is just unbeatable. |