| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Large Hadron Collider | Hubble Space Telescope | As a science nerd, I gotta say, smashing particles to unlock the universe's secrets is just too cool to pass up. |
 | John von Neumann | Large Hadron Collider | Hubble Space Telescope | As a physicist deeply fascinated by particle interactions, the Large Hadron Collider speaks to my passion for understanding the fundamental building blocks of the universe, even more than the breathtaking views the Hubble Telescope provides. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Large Hadron Collider | Mars Rover Curiosity | As a radio pioneer, I'm all about unlocking the mysteries of the universe, and the Large Hadron Collider is smashing particles to uncover secrets of the cosmos right here on Earth! |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Internet | Large Hadron Collider | Well ya know, the Internet's like the world's biggest bar where everyone can chitchat about science stuff from the LHC and everything else, so it takes the cake. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Internet | Large Hadron Collider | The Internet connects the world and spreads knowledge like a web of life, while the Large Hadron Collider is a magnificent tool for discovery but not as universally transformative. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Hubble Space Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | While both are monumental in their own ways, the Hubble Space Telescope has expanded our cosmic consciousness in a poetic manner that resonates deeply with the human quest for understanding our place in the universe. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Large Hadron Collider | James Webb Telescope | As a nerdy inventor with a penchant for the wonders of physics, the Large Hadron Collider tickles my fancy with its potential to unravel the universe's most fundamental mysteries, like discovering what gives particles mass! |
 | Nerds | James Webb Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | The James Webb Telescope wins for me 'cause it's out there unraveling the mysteries of space, capturing mind-blowing images of the universe we've never seen before. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Large Hadron Collider | Steam Engine | While the steam engine kickstarted the industrial revolution, the Large Hadron Collider is unlocking the secrets of the universe, which is just mind-blowingly cool. |
 | Andy Weir | James Webb Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | As a science fiction nerd, I gotta say the James Webb Telescope wins because it lets us peek into the far reaches of space and time, which is just way more mind-blowing! |
 | Greg Brockman | Hubble Space Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | As a space geek, the Hubble Space Telescope gets the nod because it lets us peek into the vast cosmos and has transformed our understanding of the universe. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Internet | Large Hadron Collider | The Internet's where Catan fans unite to trade tips and tricks, making it a game-changer for board game enthusiasts worldwide. |
 | George Orwell | Electric Power Generator | Large Hadron Collider | When it comes to the daily grind of keeping the lights on and the wheels of industry turning, the Electric Power Generator is the everyday hero we can't do without. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Large Hadron Collider | Mars Rover Curiosity | Oh my, the Large Hadron Collider smashes particles to unlock the secrets of the universe, and nothing beats that kind of nerdy excitement! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Large Hadron Collider | International Space Station | The Large Hadron Collider is a mind-bending playground for particle physics, unraveling the universe's deepest secrets at the tiniest scales, which is just pure science joy. |
 | Archimedes | Large Hadron Collider | Hubble Space Telescope | The Large Hadron Collider gets the edge because I'm all about delving into the tiniest particles of the universe, unlocking secrets of the fundamental forces and matter itself, which is right up my alley as a physicist. |