| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | James Webb Telescope | International Space Station | The James Webb Telescope rocks because it lets us peek back in time to see galaxies forming, which is next-level cosmic exploration! |
 | Marie Curie | James Webb Telescope | Mars Rover Curiosity | As a scientist focused on the atomic scale, the James Webb Telescope's ability to peer into the distant universe and unravel cosmic mysteries aligns more closely with my passion for understanding the fundamental principles of nature. |
 | Galileo | James Webb Telescope | Antikythera Mechanism | As much as I admire the ancient ingenuity of the Antikythera Mechanism, the James Webb Telescope is like having an all-access pass to the cosmic concert, man! |
 | Charles Darwin | James Webb Telescope | International Space Station | The James Webb Telescope is like peering into the cosmic past, giving us unprecedented insights into the universe's origins and mysteries. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | The Internet, like a great coil of energy, connects minds and ideas globally, enabling innovation and communication at a scale far beyond my wildest dreams. |
 | Grace Hopper | James Webb Telescope | Mars Rover Curiosity | The James Webb Telescope gets the edge because it's peering into the galaxy's past with a clarity that's just mind-blowing. |
 | Socrates | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | The Internet is like the ultimate hype machine that connects everyone and everything, making it the GOAT of all inventions. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Large Hadron Collider | James Webb Telescope | As a nerdy inventor with a penchant for the wonders of physics, the Large Hadron Collider tickles my fancy with its potential to unravel the universe's most fundamental mysteries, like discovering what gives particles mass! |
 | Nerds | James Webb Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | The James Webb Telescope wins for me 'cause it's out there unraveling the mysteries of space, capturing mind-blowing images of the universe we've never seen before. |
 | Andy Weir | James Webb Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | As a science fiction nerd, I gotta say the James Webb Telescope wins because it lets us peek into the far reaches of space and time, which is just way more mind-blowing! |
| Lonnie Johnson | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | The Internet is like the ultimate playground for ideas, connections, and innovation, bringing the world to your fingertips in ways the James Webb Telescope just can't compete with. |
 | Doc Brown | James Webb Telescope | Hubble Space Telescope | Great Scott! The James Webb Telescope's advanced infrared capabilities allow it to peer further back in time and unravel the mysteries of the universe like never before! |
 | Claude Shannon | James Webb Telescope | Antikythera Mechanism | As a guy who's all about information theory and pushing the boundaries of human knowledge, the James Webb Telescope wins because it's revealing the secrets of the universe like nobody's business. |
| Socrates | The Internet | James Webb Telescope | Dude, the internet is like the ultimate connector for everything and everyone, while James Webb is cool, it can't meme like the web does! |
| Nerds | James Webb Telescope | International Space Station | The James Webb Telescope is like the ultimate space nerd's dream come true, peering deeper into the cosmos and unlocking secrets of the universe way beyond Earth's orbit, while the ISS is cool but more about hangouts in low Earth orbit. |
 | Jensen Huang | James Webb Telescope | Antikythera Mechanism | The James Webb Telescope is like the ultimate GPU of the universe, revealing the cosmos in breathtaking detail and pushing the boundaries of our understanding way beyond what the ancient but awesome Antikythera Mechanism could dream of. |
| Marie Curie | James Webb Telescope | The Internet | As a scientist with a passion for discovery, I choose the James Webb Telescope because it opens up the universe like never before, unveiling secrets of the cosmos. |