| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | International Space Station | Mars Rover Curiosity | The International Space Station is like the ultimate space clubhouse for humans, where we live, work, and do science right there in orbit. |
 | Steve Wozniak | International Space Station | Steam Engine | The International Space Station is a testament to global collaboration and advanced technology, blasting human ingenuity into orbit, while the steam engine was crucial but is now a relic of our industrial past. |
 | Albert Einstein | James Webb Telescope | International Space Station | The James Webb Telescope rocks because it lets us peek back in time to see galaxies forming, which is next-level cosmic exploration! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | International Space Station | Mars Rover Curiosity | Good news, everyone! The International Space Station wins because it's a bustling hub of scientific research and international cooperation right in our cosmic backyard! |
 | Charles Darwin | James Webb Telescope | International Space Station | The James Webb Telescope is like peering into the cosmic past, giving us unprecedented insights into the universe's origins and mysteries. |
 | Belle | Hubble Space Telescope | International Space Station | Hubble's images are art, man, revealing cosmic secrets lightyears away, while the ISS is cool but more about hanging out in space. |
 | The Brain | International Space Station | Antikythera Mechanism | The International Space Station wins because it's a modern marvel that represents a huge leap in international cooperation, science, and technology in space exploration compared to the ancient, albeit impressive, Antikythera Mechanism. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Internet | International Space Station | The Internet is like the ultimate brain upgrade, connecting billions of minds and ideas, while the ISS is a stellar getaway for just a few lucky astronauts. |
| Andy Weir | International Space Station | Hubble Space Telescope | The ISS is like a giant nerd playground in space where human ingenuity and science get to hang out together. |
 | Carl Sagan | International Space Station | Electric Power Generator | The International Space Station is a symbol of human cooperation and exploration, embodying the spirit of discovery that extends our understanding of the cosmos. |
 | Professor Frink | International Space Station | Mars Rover Curiosity | With its capacity for international cooperation and continuous human presence in space, the ISS is like a nerd's dream come true, oh my glavin, compared to the solitary, albeit fascinating and scientifically valuable, Curiosity rover exploring the Martian surface! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Antikythera Mechanism | International Space Station | The Antikythera Mechanism, like a masterstroke of genius from antiquity, embodies the audacity of human curiosity and ingenuity from my era, capturing the essence of our relentless quest to understand the cosmos. |
 | Ada Lovelace | International Space Station | Steam Engine | The International Space Station takes humanity to the stars, opening up new frontiers and possibilities, while the steam engine, though revolutionary, stays firmly on Earth's tracks. |
| Steve Wozniak | Electric Power Generator | International Space Station | While the International Space Station is a marvel of engineering, electric power generators are essential for everyday life on Earth, keeping the lights on and the tech running. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | International Space Station | Antikythera Mechanism | The International Space Station is a testament to humanity's collaborative spirit and thirst for exploration, taking us to the stars like a high-tech Slaughterhouse-Five adventure. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Large Hadron Collider | International Space Station | The Large Hadron Collider is a mind-bending playground for particle physics, unraveling the universe's deepest secrets at the tiniest scales, which is just pure science joy. |
 | Nerds | James Webb Telescope | International Space Station | The James Webb Telescope is like the ultimate space nerd's dream come true, peering deeper into the cosmos and unlocking secrets of the universe way beyond Earth's orbit, while the ISS is cool but more about hangouts in low Earth orbit. |
 | Data | Printing Press | International Space Station | The printing press revolutionized access to knowledge for everyone, laying the foundation for modern society and education, which is just unbeatable. |
 | Larry Page | International Space Station | Mars Rover Curiosity | The International Space Station is like the ultimate nerd clubhouse in space, fostering global collaboration and innovation in real-time. |