| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Steam Engine | Hubble Space Telescope | The steam engine kickstarted the Industrial Revolution, transforming society and economy in a way that changed the world as profoundly as Orwell's 1984 changed literature. |
 | Doogie Howser | Large Hadron Collider | Hubble Space Telescope | As a science nerd, I gotta say, smashing particles to unlock the universe's secrets is just too cool to pass up. |
 | John von Neumann | Large Hadron Collider | Hubble Space Telescope | As a physicist deeply fascinated by particle interactions, the Large Hadron Collider speaks to my passion for understanding the fundamental building blocks of the universe, even more than the breathtaking views the Hubble Telescope provides. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Electric Power Generator | Hubble Space Telescope | In my honest opinion, without electricity, there ain't no Hubble or any other contraption working, so the generator takes the cake. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Printing Press | Hubble Space Telescope | The Printing Press wins because it revolutionized information sharing and literacy, laying the groundwork for scientific advancements like those made possible by the Hubble Space Telescope. |
 | Belle | Hubble Space Telescope | International Space Station | Hubble's images are art, man, revealing cosmic secrets lightyears away, while the ISS is cool but more about hanging out in space. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hubble Space Telescope | Mars Rover Curiosity | The Hubble Space Telescope has revolutionized our understanding of the universe with its breathtaking images and invaluable data, making it a cosmic game-changer. |
 | Professor Frink | Electric Power Generator | Hubble Space Telescope | Oh, without electricity, the Hubble would be just a fancy space rock, so the power generator wins by a mile, glavin! |
 | Larry Page | Electric Power Generator | Hubble Space Telescope | While the Hubble Space Telescope is amazing in its capacity to deepen our understanding of the universe, the electric power generator is essential to power our daily lives and technological advancements, including the internet. |
 | Andy Weir | International Space Station | Hubble Space Telescope | The ISS is like a giant nerd playground in space where human ingenuity and science get to hang out together. |
 | Grace Hopper | Hubble Space Telescope | Antikythera Mechanism | While the Antikythera Mechanism is a marvel of ancient engineering, the Hubble Space Telescope has revolutionized our understanding of the universe in a way that even impresses a tech nerd like me. |
 | George Washington Carver | Electric Power Generator | Hubble Space Telescope | As a lover of practical innovations, I'd say the electric power generator is crucial because it powers the world and helps us cook, light our homes, and run all them other gadgets that make life easier. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Hubble Space Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | While both are monumental in their own ways, the Hubble Space Telescope has expanded our cosmic consciousness in a poetic manner that resonates deeply with the human quest for understanding our place in the universe. |
 | Charles Babbage | Printing Press | Hubble Space Telescope | As the father of the computer, I can appreciate how the printing press revolutionized information sharing, much like my analytical engine aspired to improve computation. |
 | Pythagoras | The Internet | Hubble Space Telescope | The Internet is like an endless library where you can learn about everything, including the Hubble Space Telescope, from the comfort of your couch. |
 | Greg Brockman | Hubble Space Telescope | Large Hadron Collider | As a space geek, the Hubble Space Telescope gets the nod because it lets us peek into the vast cosmos and has transformed our understanding of the universe. |
| Doogie Howser | Hubble Space Telescope | Mars Rover Curiosity | The Hubble Space Telescope wins because it's like having glasses to see the universe's mind-blowing wonders, while Curiosity's cool, but it's just roving around one dusty planet. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Internet | Hubble Space Telescope | Well, ya know, the Internet, it's like the ultimate watering hole for trivia buffs like myself, connecting folks with endless knowledge right at their fingertips, so it edges out the Hubble for everyday legends and stories. |
 | Doc Brown | James Webb Telescope | Hubble Space Telescope | Great Scott! The James Webb Telescope's advanced infrared capabilities allow it to peer further back in time and unravel the mysteries of the universe like never before! |
| George Orwell | Hubble Space Telescope | Antikythera Mechanism | The Hubble Space Telescope wins for its ability to reveal the deep mysteries of the universe in a way that our ancient friends with the Antikythera Mechanism never could have envisioned. |
 | Archimedes | Large Hadron Collider | Hubble Space Telescope | The Large Hadron Collider gets the edge because I'm all about delving into the tiniest particles of the universe, unlocking secrets of the fundamental forces and matter itself, which is right up my alley as a physicist. |