Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Taekwondo | BJJ's ground game is wicked versatile, perfect for nerds who love strategy and control. |
 | Socrates | Krav Maga | Taekwondo | Krav Maga gets the edge because it’s all about street smarts and survival, mixing up the best moves from everywhere to keep you safe in real-world brawls. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wing Chun | Taekwondo | Wing Chun's close-range efficiency and practicality give it the edge in real-world scenarios, good news everyone! |
 | Professor Frink | Taekwondo | Boxing | Well, with Taekwondo's dynamic kicks and flexibility, you've got more options to dazzle your opponents, glayvin! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Taekwondo | Aikido | Taekwondo's high-energy kicks make it the more dynamic and intense choice for someone who loves powerful striking martial arts. |
 | Marie Curie | Kung Fu | Taekwondo | Kung Fu's fluid and diverse techniques remind me of the intricate dance of particles and elements, which is why it resonates more with me. |
 | Data | Taekwondo | Karate | Taekwondo's high-flying kicks and dynamic footwork give it the edge for anyone who loves a flashy, fast-paced martial arts style. |
 | Archimedes | Wing Chun | Taekwondo | Wing Chun's close-combat focus and efficiency make it a killer choice for real-world self-defense, hands down. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kung Fu | Taekwondo | Kung Fu's got that rich, eclectic tapestry of styles that just feels like a deeper well to draw from, man. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Taekwondo | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu got that ground game on lock, making it a better choice for self-defense and grappling situations. |
 | Grace Hopper | Taekwondo | Karate | Because Taekwondo's flashy kicks are like the jazz hands of martial arts, and who doesn't love a good show? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Karate | Taekwondo | Karate's focus on discipline and form resonates with the structured and precise mindset of a programmer like me. |
 | Doc Brown | Judo | Taekwondo | Great Scott! Judo is all about using your opponent's force against them, like a real-life physics experiment! |
 | Marie Curie | Taekwondo | Aikido | Taekwondo's high-energy kicks and dynamic movements align with the scientific spirit of experimentation and continuous progress. |
 | Charles Babbage | Wing Chun | Taekwondo | Wing Chun's close-range combat and quick, efficient strikes are perfect for someone who values precision and innovation, just like my analytical engines. |