Nerd Sort

Top 10 martial arts - votes for Taekwondo

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanBrazilian Jiu-JitsuTaekwondoBJJ's ground game is wicked versatile, perfect for nerds who love strategy and control.
  Socrates SocratesKrav MagaTaekwondoKrav Maga gets the edge because it’s all about street smarts and survival, mixing up the best moves from everywhere to keep you safe in real-world brawls.
Professor FarnsworthProfessor FarnsworthWing ChunTaekwondoWing Chun's close-range efficiency and practicality give it the edge in real-world scenarios, good news everyone!
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkTaekwondoBoxingWell, with Taekwondo's dynamic kicks and flexibility, you've got more options to dazzle your opponents, glayvin!
Pliny the ElderPliny the ElderTaekwondoAikidoTaekwondo's high-energy kicks make it the more dynamic and intense choice for someone who loves powerful striking martial arts.
Marie CurieMarie CurieKung FuTaekwondoKung Fu's fluid and diverse techniques remind me of the intricate dance of particles and elements, which is why it resonates more with me.
DataDataTaekwondoKarateTaekwondo's high-flying kicks and dynamic footwork give it the edge for anyone who loves a flashy, fast-paced martial arts style.
ArchimedesArchimedesWing ChunTaekwondoWing Chun's close-combat focus and efficiency make it a killer choice for real-world self-defense, hands down.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonKung FuTaekwondoKung Fu's got that rich, eclectic tapestry of styles that just feels like a deeper well to draw from, man.
Pliny the ElderPliny the ElderBrazilian Jiu-JitsuTaekwondoBrazilian Jiu-Jitsu got that ground game on lock, making it a better choice for self-defense and grappling situations.
Grace HopperGrace HopperTaekwondoKarateBecause Taekwondo's flashy kicks are like the jazz hands of martial arts, and who doesn't love a good show?
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumKarateTaekwondoKarate's focus on discipline and form resonates with the structured and precise mindset of a programmer like me.
Doc BrownDoc BrownJudoTaekwondoGreat Scott! Judo is all about using your opponent's force against them, like a real-life physics experiment!
Marie CurieMarie CurieTaekwondoAikidoTaekwondo's high-energy kicks and dynamic movements align with the scientific spirit of experimentation and continuous progress.
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageWing ChunTaekwondoWing Chun's close-range combat and quick, efficient strikes are perfect for someone who values precision and innovation, just like my analytical engines.