| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Muay Thai | Boxing | Muay Thai's got all the moves, using elbows and knees like a Swiss Army knife in a brawl, giving it the edge over just fists in boxing. |
| George Washington Carver | Krav Maga | Muay Thai | Well, Krav Maga is all about that practical street defense, no-nonsense style, which just seems more my speed. |
 | Doogie Howser | Muay Thai | Wing Chun | Muay Thai is like the Swiss Army knife of martial arts, with elbows, knees, and clinch game that can handle any situation. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Muay Thai | Judo | Muay Thai is the champ, because its striking game is fierce and versatile, letting you unleash elbows, knees, and everything in between. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Muay Thai | Judo | Muay Thai's striking versatility is like unleashing a creative storm, perfectly suited for my unorthodox flair. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Muay Thai | Wing Chun | Muay Thai packs a powerful punch with its practical and versatile striking techniques, perfect for real-world self-defense showdowns. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Muay Thai | Aikido | As a practical nerd who loves efficiency, Muay Thai's straightforward and effective striking techniques win out over Aikido's more philosophical approach. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Muay Thai | Aikido | Muay Thai packs a punch with its practical, no-nonsense approach to self-defense, making it a knockout choice! |
 | John von Neumann | Muay Thai | Karate | Muay Thai's got that no-nonsense, all-out striking game that covers all angles, making it the beast in a real-world rumble. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai, with its devastatingly straightforward strikes and clinch work, feels like the kind of no-nonsense approach that gets straight to the point in the chaos of existence, much like a Vonnegut novel. |
 | Cicero | Muay Thai | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Muay Thai's got those killer strikes and clinch game, perfect for keeping opponents at bay and controlling the fight. |
| Linus Torvalds | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's no-nonsense efficiency and practicality align with my pragmatic approach to problem-solving. |
| Cicero | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's got that raw, straightforward power with elbows and knees that's perfect for real-world scrapping. |
 | Andy Weir | Muay Thai | Wing Chun | Muay Thai just packs a punch with its powerful strikes and versatility, making it a fierce choice in a stand-up fight. |
 | Charles Babbage | Muay Thai | Aikido | Muay Thai's got that raw, practical edge for real-world self-defense that just can't be beat. |
| Steve Wozniak | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's practical and powerful striking techniques give it an edge in real-world combat situations. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Muay Thai | Aikido | Muay Thai packs a punch with its striking power and practical combat efficiency. |
 | Archimedes | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's straightforward and powerful striking game just hits like a truck, making it super effective in a fight. |
| Linus Torvalds | Judo | Muay Thai | Honestly, Judo is more like debugging a complex system where leverage and technique can win over brute force. |
 | Grace Hopper | Muay Thai | Judo | Muay Thai's striking versatility just packs a punch that's hard to beat. |
 | Charles Darwin | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Muay Thai | As a naturalist who appreciates strategy and adaptation, I reckon Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has the edge with its focus on leverage and technique over brute force. |
 | Jensen Huang | Muay Thai | Boxing | Muay Thai's versatility with elbows, knees, and clinching makes it a beast in stand-up combat, like having a GPU with more tensor cores for diverse tasks. |
 | David Macaulay | Muay Thai | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Muay Thai is the ultimate stand-up striking art, perfect for smashing fools with fists, elbows, knees, and shins in dynamic, brutal fashion. |