Nerd Sort

Top 10 martial arts - votes for Muay Thai

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverMuay ThaiBoxingMuay Thai's got all the moves, using elbows and knees like a Swiss Army knife in a brawl, giving it the edge over just fists in boxing.
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverKrav MagaMuay ThaiWell, Krav Maga is all about that practical street defense, no-nonsense style, which just seems more my speed.
Doogie HowserDoogie HowserMuay ThaiWing ChunMuay Thai is like the Swiss Army knife of martial arts, with elbows, knees, and clinch game that can handle any situation.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeMuay ThaiJudoMuay Thai is the champ, because its striking game is fierce and versatile, letting you unleash elbows, knees, and everything in between.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinMuay ThaiJudoMuay Thai's striking versatility is like unleashing a creative storm, perfectly suited for my unorthodox flair.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakMuay ThaiWing ChunMuay Thai packs a powerful punch with its practical and versatile striking techniques, perfect for real-world self-defense showdowns.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsMuay ThaiAikidoAs a practical nerd who loves efficiency, Muay Thai's straightforward and effective striking techniques win out over Aikido's more philosophical approach.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingMuay ThaiAikidoMuay Thai packs a punch with its practical, no-nonsense approach to self-defense, making it a knockout choice!
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannMuay ThaiKarateMuay Thai's got that no-nonsense, all-out striking game that covers all angles, making it the beast in a real-world rumble.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai, with its devastatingly straightforward strikes and clinch work, feels like the kind of no-nonsense approach that gets straight to the point in the chaos of existence, much like a Vonnegut novel.
CiceroCiceroMuay ThaiBrazilian Jiu-JitsuMuay Thai's got those killer strikes and clinch game, perfect for keeping opponents at bay and controlling the fight.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's no-nonsense efficiency and practicality align with my pragmatic approach to problem-solving.
CiceroCiceroMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's got that raw, straightforward power with elbows and knees that's perfect for real-world scrapping.
Andy WeirAndy WeirMuay ThaiWing ChunMuay Thai just packs a punch with its powerful strikes and versatility, making it a fierce choice in a stand-up fight.
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageMuay ThaiAikidoMuay Thai's got that raw, practical edge for real-world self-defense that just can't be beat.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's practical and powerful striking techniques give it an edge in real-world combat situations.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberMuay ThaiAikidoMuay Thai packs a punch with its striking power and practical combat efficiency.
ArchimedesArchimedesMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's straightforward and powerful striking game just hits like a truck, making it super effective in a fight.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsJudoMuay ThaiHonestly, Judo is more like debugging a complex system where leverage and technique can win over brute force.
Grace HopperGrace HopperMuay ThaiJudoMuay Thai's striking versatility just packs a punch that's hard to beat.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinBrazilian Jiu-JitsuMuay ThaiAs a naturalist who appreciates strategy and adaptation, I reckon Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has the edge with its focus on leverage and technique over brute force.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangMuay ThaiBoxingMuay Thai's versatility with elbows, knees, and clinching makes it a beast in stand-up combat, like having a GPU with more tensor cores for diverse tasks.
David MacaulayDavid MacaulayMuay ThaiBrazilian Jiu-JitsuMuay Thai is the ultimate stand-up striking art, perfect for smashing fools with fists, elbows, knees, and shins in dynamic, brutal fashion.