Nerd Sort

Top 10 martial arts - votes for Kung Fu

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannKung FuKarateKung Fu's got that ancient flow and versatility that just can't be beat!
Marie CurieMarie CurieKung FuTaekwondoKung Fu's fluid and diverse techniques remind me of the intricate dance of particles and elements, which is why it resonates more with me.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinKrav MagaKung FuKrav Maga is all about raw, efficient self-defense to handle real-world scenarios, which is pretty practical if you're looking for effective survival tactics!
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai, with its devastatingly straightforward strikes and clinch work, feels like the kind of no-nonsense approach that gets straight to the point in the chaos of existence, much like a Vonnegut novel.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutKung FuWing ChunKung Fu is like the rich tapestry of life, filled with styles and stories that dance like a Vonnegut novel.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's no-nonsense efficiency and practicality align with my pragmatic approach to problem-solving.
CiceroCiceroMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's got that raw, straightforward power with elbows and knees that's perfect for real-world scrapping.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeBrazilian Jiu-JitsuKung FuIn a one-on-one scrap, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's got that ground game which can be a total game-changer, bro!
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonKung FuTaekwondoKung Fu's got that rich, eclectic tapestry of styles that just feels like a deeper well to draw from, man.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonKung FuJudoKung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, harnessing centuries of wisdom, like the Bruce Lee of martial arts.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekKung FuBoxingKung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, making it the ultimate blend of art and self-defense.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's practical and powerful striking techniques give it an edge in real-world combat situations.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberKung FuJudoKung Fu's diverse techniques and cultural richness give it an edge in versatility and style.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonKung FuAikidoKung Fu's got all those badass animal styles and flair that just make it cooler, man.
ArchimedesArchimedesMuay ThaiKung FuMuay Thai's straightforward and powerful striking game just hits like a truck, making it super effective in a fight.
CopernicusCopernicusKung FuAikidoKung Fu's got that versatile, flashy style and adaptability that just gives it the edge over the more niche Aikido.
CopernicusCopernicusJudoKung FuJudo's got that slick grappling game that can turn a fight on its head, making it a killer choice for real-world self-defense.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanKung FuAikidoKung Fu's got that raw versatility and flair that just jives with my techy vibe.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberKrav MagaKung FuKrav Maga's no-nonsense, efficient self-defense tactics make it the top pick for real-world scenarios.
DataDataJudoKung FuJudo's got that real-world, down-to-earth practicality, perfect for flippin' life's challenges on their back!
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsKung FuWing ChunKung Fu is the broader term that encompasses Wing Chun, providing a more versatile martial arts experience.