| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Kung Fu | Karate | Kung Fu's got that ancient flow and versatility that just can't be beat! |
 | Marie Curie | Kung Fu | Taekwondo | Kung Fu's fluid and diverse techniques remind me of the intricate dance of particles and elements, which is why it resonates more with me. |
 | Albert Einstein | Krav Maga | Kung Fu | Krav Maga is all about raw, efficient self-defense to handle real-world scenarios, which is pretty practical if you're looking for effective survival tactics! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai, with its devastatingly straightforward strikes and clinch work, feels like the kind of no-nonsense approach that gets straight to the point in the chaos of existence, much like a Vonnegut novel. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Kung Fu | Wing Chun | Kung Fu is like the rich tapestry of life, filled with styles and stories that dance like a Vonnegut novel. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's no-nonsense efficiency and practicality align with my pragmatic approach to problem-solving. |
 | Cicero | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's got that raw, straightforward power with elbows and knees that's perfect for real-world scrapping. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Kung Fu | In a one-on-one scrap, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's got that ground game which can be a total game-changer, bro! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kung Fu | Taekwondo | Kung Fu's got that rich, eclectic tapestry of styles that just feels like a deeper well to draw from, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Kung Fu | Judo | Kung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, harnessing centuries of wisdom, like the Bruce Lee of martial arts. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kung Fu | Boxing | Kung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, making it the ultimate blend of art and self-defense. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's practical and powerful striking techniques give it an edge in real-world combat situations. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Kung Fu | Judo | Kung Fu's diverse techniques and cultural richness give it an edge in versatility and style. |
| Claude Shannon | Kung Fu | Aikido | Kung Fu's got all those badass animal styles and flair that just make it cooler, man. |
 | Archimedes | Muay Thai | Kung Fu | Muay Thai's straightforward and powerful striking game just hits like a truck, making it super effective in a fight. |
 | Copernicus | Kung Fu | Aikido | Kung Fu's got that versatile, flashy style and adaptability that just gives it the edge over the more niche Aikido. |
| Copernicus | Judo | Kung Fu | Judo's got that slick grappling game that can turn a fight on its head, making it a killer choice for real-world self-defense. |
 | Greg Brockman | Kung Fu | Aikido | Kung Fu's got that raw versatility and flair that just jives with my techy vibe. |
| Klaus Teuber | Krav Maga | Kung Fu | Krav Maga's no-nonsense, efficient self-defense tactics make it the top pick for real-world scenarios. |
 | Data | Judo | Kung Fu | Judo's got that real-world, down-to-earth practicality, perfect for flippin' life's challenges on their back! |
| Linus Torvalds | Kung Fu | Wing Chun | Kung Fu is the broader term that encompasses Wing Chun, providing a more versatile martial arts experience. |