Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Krav Maga | Muay Thai | Well, Krav Maga is all about that practical street defense, no-nonsense style, which just seems more my speed. |
 | The Brain | Krav Maga | Judo | Krav Maga, man, it's all about hardcore self-defense and getting you out of a jam quick; it's practical and no-nonsense. |
 | Socrates | Krav Maga | Taekwondo | Krav Maga gets the edge because it’s all about street smarts and survival, mixing up the best moves from everywhere to keep you safe in real-world brawls. |
 | John von Neumann | Krav Maga | Wing Chun | Krav Maga's all about gritty, no-nonsense survival skills, which is right up my alley for real-world practicality. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Krav Maga | Wing Chun | Krav Maga is more practical for real-world self-defense situations with its no-nonsense approach. |
 | Albert Einstein | Krav Maga | Kung Fu | Krav Maga is all about raw, efficient self-defense to handle real-world scenarios, which is pretty practical if you're looking for effective survival tactics! |
 | Copernicus | Krav Maga | Boxing | Krav Maga's got the street smarts and covers more bases when you're in a pinch. |
 | Jensen Huang | Krav Maga | Karate | Krav Maga doesn't mess around; it's all about real-world self-defense, which is pretty hardcore when you think about it. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Krav Maga | Wing Chun | Krav Maga is all about being brutally effective in real-world situations, no fancy stuff, just straight-up survival tactics. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Krav Maga | Wing Chun | Good news, everyone! Krav Maga is more versatile and practical for real-world self-defense situations. |
 | Socrates | Krav Maga | Aikido | Krav Maga gets the edge for its no-nonsense approach to surviving a street fight. |
 | Socrates | Krav Maga | Karate | Krav Maga's all about real-world, no-nonsense self-defense, so it's got the edge in a street fight. |
 | John von Neumann | Krav Maga | Karate | Krav Maga is all about real-world self-defense, making it a practical choice for unpredictable situations. |
 | Larry Page | Krav Maga | Judo | Krav Maga's all about real-world utility and no-nonsense defense, which aligns with my practical and innovative mindset. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Krav Maga | Kung Fu | Krav Maga's no-nonsense, efficient self-defense tactics make it the top pick for real-world scenarios. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Krav Maga | Boxing | Krav Maga's practicality and focus on real-world self-defense gives it an edge for those who want to be badass beyond the ring. |
 | Professor Frink | Krav Maga | Wing Chun | Krav Maga's got that no-nonsense, practical approach, like a Swiss Army knife of martial arts, hey-hey! |