| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Karate | Wing Chun | Karate's got that strong, traditional vibe with a focus on powerful strikes and discipline that just feels more well-rounded for most folks. |
 | Andy Weir | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Karate | For a nerd like me who loves strategy and technique over raw strength, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's focus on leverage and ground fighting gets the edge. |
 | John von Neumann | Kung Fu | Karate | Kung Fu's got that ancient flow and versatility that just can't be beat! |
 | Galileo | Karate | Judo | Karate packs a punch with its striking techniques and versatility for self-defense, making it the go-to for many martial arts enthusiasts. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Karate | Wing Chun | Karate's got that classic approach and structured discipline that just vibes with my logic-loving mind. |
 | Jensen Huang | Karate | Judo | Karate's striking techniques give it an edge in versatility and self-defense situations, making it the cooler choice for those who want to kick some serious butt. |
 | Data | Taekwondo | Karate | Taekwondo's high-flying kicks and dynamic footwork give it the edge for anyone who loves a flashy, fast-paced martial arts style. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Karate | Aikido | Well, ya know, Karate's got that direct, no-nonsense approach, kinda like my postal service job, it's all about efficiency in delivering results. |
| John von Neumann | Muay Thai | Karate | Muay Thai's got that no-nonsense, all-out striking game that covers all angles, making it the beast in a real-world rumble. |
 | Doogie Howser | Karate | Aikido | Karate's got that straightforward power punch, which fits my no-nonsense style perfectly. |
 | Greg Brockman | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Karate | BJJ's all about technique and leverage, turning the little guy into a giant slayer on the mat. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Aikido | Karate | As a man of science and harmony, Aikido's focus on redirecting energy and avoiding conflict resonates more with my ideals of channeling forces constructively. |
| Jensen Huang | Krav Maga | Karate | Krav Maga doesn't mess around; it's all about real-world self-defense, which is pretty hardcore when you think about it. |
 | Grace Hopper | Taekwondo | Karate | Because Taekwondo's flashy kicks are like the jazz hands of martial arts, and who doesn't love a good show? |
 | Klaus Teuber | Karate | Aikido | Karate packs a punch with its straightforward approach and powerful strikes, making it the go-to for anyone seeking direct self-defense moves. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Karate | Taekwondo | Karate's focus on discipline and form resonates with the structured and precise mindset of a programmer like me. |
 | Socrates | Krav Maga | Karate | Krav Maga's all about real-world, no-nonsense self-defense, so it's got the edge in a street fight. |
| John von Neumann | Krav Maga | Karate | Krav Maga is all about real-world self-defense, making it a practical choice for unpredictable situations. |
| John von Neumann | Judo | Karate | Judo flips things around like a mad genius, using leverage and balance to outsmart the opponent. |
| Doogie Howser | Karate | Aikido | Karate's direct approach and emphasis on striking aligns better with my analytical, straightforward nature. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Karate | In the grand scheme of adaptability and leverage, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has the edge with its focus on ground techniques and real-world effectiveness. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Karate | As a scientist who values experimentation and adaptability, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's focus on ground fighting and leverage triumphs with its practical effectiveness and versatility. |
 | Larry Page | Karate | Judo | Karate's strikes are like code: precise and impactful, much like a search algorithm cutting through the noise. |