Nerd Sort

Top 10 martial arts - votes for Karate

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageKarateWing ChunKarate's got that strong, traditional vibe with a focus on powerful strikes and discipline that just feels more well-rounded for most folks.
Andy WeirAndy WeirBrazilian Jiu-JitsuKarateFor a nerd like me who loves strategy and technique over raw strength, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's focus on leverage and ground fighting gets the edge.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannKung FuKarateKung Fu's got that ancient flow and versatility that just can't be beat!
GalileoGalileoKarateJudoKarate packs a punch with its striking techniques and versatility for self-defense, making it the go-to for many martial arts enthusiasts.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakKarateWing ChunKarate's got that classic approach and structured discipline that just vibes with my logic-loving mind.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangKarateJudoKarate's striking techniques give it an edge in versatility and self-defense situations, making it the cooler choice for those who want to kick some serious butt.
DataDataTaekwondoKarateTaekwondo's high-flying kicks and dynamic footwork give it the edge for anyone who loves a flashy, fast-paced martial arts style.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinKarateAikidoWell, ya know, Karate's got that direct, no-nonsense approach, kinda like my postal service job, it's all about efficiency in delivering results.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannMuay ThaiKarateMuay Thai's got that no-nonsense, all-out striking game that covers all angles, making it the beast in a real-world rumble.
Doogie HowserDoogie HowserKarateAikidoKarate's got that straightforward power punch, which fits my no-nonsense style perfectly.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanBrazilian Jiu-JitsuKarateBJJ's all about technique and leverage, turning the little guy into a giant slayer on the mat.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaAikidoKarateAs a man of science and harmony, Aikido's focus on redirecting energy and avoiding conflict resonates more with my ideals of channeling forces constructively.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangKrav MagaKarateKrav Maga doesn't mess around; it's all about real-world self-defense, which is pretty hardcore when you think about it.
Grace HopperGrace HopperTaekwondoKarateBecause Taekwondo's flashy kicks are like the jazz hands of martial arts, and who doesn't love a good show?
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberKarateAikidoKarate packs a punch with its straightforward approach and powerful strikes, making it the go-to for anyone seeking direct self-defense moves.
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumKarateTaekwondoKarate's focus on discipline and form resonates with the structured and precise mindset of a programmer like me.
  Socrates SocratesKrav MagaKarateKrav Maga's all about real-world, no-nonsense self-defense, so it's got the edge in a street fight.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannKrav MagaKarateKrav Maga is all about real-world self-defense, making it a practical choice for unpredictable situations.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannJudoKarateJudo flips things around like a mad genius, using leverage and balance to outsmart the opponent.
Doogie HowserDoogie HowserKarateAikidoKarate's direct approach and emphasis on striking aligns better with my analytical, straightforward nature.
Buckminster  FullerBuckminster FullerBrazilian Jiu-JitsuKarateIn the grand scheme of adaptability and leverage, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has the edge with its focus on ground techniques and real-world effectiveness.
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurBrazilian Jiu-JitsuKarateAs a scientist who values experimentation and adaptability, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's focus on ground fighting and leverage triumphs with its practical effectiveness and versatility.
Larry PageLarry PageKarateJudoKarate's strikes are like code: precise and impactful, much like a search algorithm cutting through the noise.