| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Judo | Aikido | Judo's dynamic throws and competitive edge resonate more with my strategic mind, akin to a well-played game of Settlers of Catan. |
 | The Brain | Krav Maga | Judo | Krav Maga, man, it's all about hardcore self-defense and getting you out of a jam quick; it's practical and no-nonsense. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Judo | Wing Chun | Judo's got that scientific approach with leverage and physics, which is right up my alley! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Muay Thai | Judo | Muay Thai is the champ, because its striking game is fierce and versatile, letting you unleash elbows, knees, and everything in between. |
 | Galileo | Karate | Judo | Karate packs a punch with its striking techniques and versatility for self-defense, making it the go-to for many martial arts enthusiasts. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Muay Thai | Judo | Muay Thai's striking versatility is like unleashing a creative storm, perfectly suited for my unorthodox flair. |
 | Greg Brockman | Judo | Wing Chun | Judo's throws and groundwork give you an edge in controlling the fight and leveraging an opponent's momentum, which is pretty rad. |
 | Jensen Huang | Karate | Judo | Karate's striking techniques give it an edge in versatility and self-defense situations, making it the cooler choice for those who want to kick some serious butt. |
 | Claude Shannon | Kung Fu | Judo | Kung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, harnessing centuries of wisdom, like the Bruce Lee of martial arts. |
| Klaus Teuber | Kung Fu | Judo | Kung Fu's diverse techniques and cultural richness give it an edge in versatility and style. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Judo | Muay Thai | Honestly, Judo is more like debugging a complex system where leverage and technique can win over brute force. |
 | Doc Brown | Judo | Taekwondo | Great Scott! Judo is all about using your opponent's force against them, like a real-life physics experiment! |
 | Copernicus | Judo | Kung Fu | Judo's got that slick grappling game that can turn a fight on its head, making it a killer choice for real-world self-defense. |
 | Archimedes | Judo | Wing Chun | Judo's throws and grappling are great for real-world situations where you might end up in a clinch, plus it's an Olympic sport, so it's got that global cred. |
 | John von Neumann | Judo | Karate | Judo flips things around like a mad genius, using leverage and balance to outsmart the opponent. |
 | Alex Trebek | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Judo | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is better for its focus on ground fighting and submissions, giving the everyday person a strategic edge in one-on-one combat. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Judo | Wing Chun | Judo is the better choice because its emphasis on grappling and throws can provide a significant advantage against untrained opponents, and its structured training system makes it adaptable to various real-world scenarios. |
 | Grace Hopper | Muay Thai | Judo | Muay Thai's striking versatility just packs a punch that's hard to beat. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Judo | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is the way to go because it focuses on technique and leverage, allowing the smaller person to effectively defend against a bigger opponent. |
 | Larry Page | Krav Maga | Judo | Krav Maga's all about real-world utility and no-nonsense defense, which aligns with my practical and innovative mindset. |
 | Carl Sagan | Judo | Boxing | Judo is like dancing with the universe, using its energy and flow, much like the cosmic ballet of galaxies. |
 | Pythagoras | Judo | Boxing | Judo's got that strategic finesse and leverage play, which aligns more with my love for geometry and balance. |
 | Data | Judo | Kung Fu | Judo's got that real-world, down-to-earth practicality, perfect for flippin' life's challenges on their back! |
| Larry Page | Karate | Judo | Karate's strikes are like code: precise and impactful, much like a search algorithm cutting through the noise. |