Nerd Sort

Top 10 martial arts - votes for Judo

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberJudoAikidoJudo's dynamic throws and competitive edge resonate more with my strategic mind, akin to a well-played game of Settlers of Catan.
The BrainThe BrainKrav MagaJudoKrav Maga, man, it's all about hardcore self-defense and getting you out of a jam quick; it's practical and no-nonsense.
Richard P FeynmanRichard P FeynmanJudoWing ChunJudo's got that scientific approach with leverage and physics, which is right up my alley!
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeMuay ThaiJudoMuay Thai is the champ, because its striking game is fierce and versatile, letting you unleash elbows, knees, and everything in between.
GalileoGalileoKarateJudoKarate packs a punch with its striking techniques and versatility for self-defense, making it the go-to for many martial arts enthusiasts.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinMuay ThaiJudoMuay Thai's striking versatility is like unleashing a creative storm, perfectly suited for my unorthodox flair.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanJudoWing ChunJudo's throws and groundwork give you an edge in controlling the fight and leveraging an opponent's momentum, which is pretty rad.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangKarateJudoKarate's striking techniques give it an edge in versatility and self-defense situations, making it the cooler choice for those who want to kick some serious butt.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonKung FuJudoKung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, harnessing centuries of wisdom, like the Bruce Lee of martial arts.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberKung FuJudoKung Fu's diverse techniques and cultural richness give it an edge in versatility and style.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsJudoMuay ThaiHonestly, Judo is more like debugging a complex system where leverage and technique can win over brute force.
Doc BrownDoc BrownJudoTaekwondoGreat Scott! Judo is all about using your opponent's force against them, like a real-life physics experiment!
CopernicusCopernicusJudoKung FuJudo's got that slick grappling game that can turn a fight on its head, making it a killer choice for real-world self-defense.
ArchimedesArchimedesJudoWing ChunJudo's throws and grappling are great for real-world situations where you might end up in a clinch, plus it's an Olympic sport, so it's got that global cred.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannJudoKarateJudo flips things around like a mad genius, using leverage and balance to outsmart the opponent.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekBrazilian Jiu-JitsuJudoBrazilian Jiu-Jitsu is better for its focus on ground fighting and submissions, giving the everyday person a strategic edge in one-on-one combat.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonJudoWing ChunJudo is the better choice because its emphasis on grappling and throws can provide a significant advantage against untrained opponents, and its structured training system makes it adaptable to various real-world scenarios.
Grace HopperGrace HopperMuay ThaiJudoMuay Thai's striking versatility just packs a punch that's hard to beat.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceBrazilian Jiu-JitsuJudoBrazilian Jiu-Jitsu is the way to go because it focuses on technique and leverage, allowing the smaller person to effectively defend against a bigger opponent.
Larry PageLarry PageKrav MagaJudoKrav Maga's all about real-world utility and no-nonsense defense, which aligns with my practical and innovative mindset.
Carl SaganCarl SaganJudoBoxingJudo is like dancing with the universe, using its energy and flow, much like the cosmic ballet of galaxies.
  Pythagoras PythagorasJudoBoxingJudo's got that strategic finesse and leverage play, which aligns more with my love for geometry and balance.
DataDataJudoKung FuJudo's got that real-world, down-to-earth practicality, perfect for flippin' life's challenges on their back!
Larry PageLarry PageKarateJudoKarate's strikes are like code: precise and impactful, much like a search algorithm cutting through the noise.