| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Muay Thai | Boxing | Muay Thai's got all the moves, using elbows and knees like a Swiss Army knife in a brawl, giving it the edge over just fists in boxing. |
 | Professor Frink | Taekwondo | Boxing | Well, with Taekwondo's dynamic kicks and flexibility, you've got more options to dazzle your opponents, glayvin! |
 | Charles Babbage | Boxing | Wing Chun | Boxing's footwork and powerful punches just give it the upper hand in a straight-up brawl, mate. |
 | Grace Hopper | Aikido | Boxing | Aikido's focus on harmony and defense resonates with my love for problem-solving over brute force. |
 | Carl Sagan | Aikido | Boxing | Aikido embodies a cosmic harmony and flow, channeling energy rather than resisting it, much like the dance of the universe. |
 | Copernicus | Krav Maga | Boxing | Krav Maga's got the street smarts and covers more bases when you're in a pinch. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kung Fu | Boxing | Kung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, making it the ultimate blend of art and self-defense. |
 | Albert Einstein | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Boxing | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is like physics for the body, using leverage and strategy to overcome brute force, which resonates with my scientific approach to problem-solving. |
| Alex Trebek | Boxing | Wing Chun | Boxing delivers powerful strikes and agility for both offense and defense in the ring. |
 | Jensen Huang | Muay Thai | Boxing | Muay Thai's versatility with elbows, knees, and clinching makes it a beast in stand-up combat, like having a GPU with more tensor cores for diverse tasks. |
| Carl Sagan | Judo | Boxing | Judo is like dancing with the universe, using its energy and flow, much like the cosmic ballet of galaxies. |
 | Pythagoras | Judo | Boxing | Judo's got that strategic finesse and leverage play, which aligns more with my love for geometry and balance. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Krav Maga | Boxing | Krav Maga's practicality and focus on real-world self-defense gives it an edge for those who want to be badass beyond the ring. |