Nerd Sort

Top 10 martial arts - votes for Boxing

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverMuay ThaiBoxingMuay Thai's got all the moves, using elbows and knees like a Swiss Army knife in a brawl, giving it the edge over just fists in boxing.
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkTaekwondoBoxingWell, with Taekwondo's dynamic kicks and flexibility, you've got more options to dazzle your opponents, glayvin!
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageBoxingWing ChunBoxing's footwork and powerful punches just give it the upper hand in a straight-up brawl, mate.
Grace HopperGrace HopperAikidoBoxingAikido's focus on harmony and defense resonates with my love for problem-solving over brute force.
Carl SaganCarl SaganAikidoBoxingAikido embodies a cosmic harmony and flow, channeling energy rather than resisting it, much like the dance of the universe.
CopernicusCopernicusKrav MagaBoxingKrav Maga's got the street smarts and covers more bases when you're in a pinch.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekKung FuBoxingKung Fu's got that ancient flair and versatility, making it the ultimate blend of art and self-defense.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinBrazilian Jiu-JitsuBoxingBrazilian Jiu-Jitsu is like physics for the body, using leverage and strategy to overcome brute force, which resonates with my scientific approach to problem-solving.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekBoxingWing ChunBoxing delivers powerful strikes and agility for both offense and defense in the ring.
Jensen HuangJensen HuangMuay ThaiBoxingMuay Thai's versatility with elbows, knees, and clinching makes it a beast in stand-up combat, like having a GPU with more tensor cores for diverse tasks.
Carl SaganCarl SaganJudoBoxingJudo is like dancing with the universe, using its energy and flow, much like the cosmic ballet of galaxies.
  Pythagoras PythagorasJudoBoxingJudo's got that strategic finesse and leverage play, which aligns more with my love for geometry and balance.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsKrav MagaBoxingKrav Maga's practicality and focus on real-world self-defense gives it an edge for those who want to be badass beyond the ring.