| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Judo | Aikido | Judo's dynamic throws and competitive edge resonate more with my strategic mind, akin to a well-played game of Settlers of Catan. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Taekwondo | Aikido | Taekwondo's high-energy kicks make it the more dynamic and intense choice for someone who loves powerful striking martial arts. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Muay Thai | Aikido | As a practical nerd who loves efficiency, Muay Thai's straightforward and effective striking techniques win out over Aikido's more philosophical approach. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Muay Thai | Aikido | Muay Thai packs a punch with its practical, no-nonsense approach to self-defense, making it a knockout choice! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Karate | Aikido | Well, ya know, Karate's got that direct, no-nonsense approach, kinda like my postal service job, it's all about efficiency in delivering results. |
 | Doogie Howser | Karate | Aikido | Karate's got that straightforward power punch, which fits my no-nonsense style perfectly. |
 | Grace Hopper | Aikido | Boxing | Aikido's focus on harmony and defense resonates with my love for problem-solving over brute force. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Aikido | Karate | As a man of science and harmony, Aikido's focus on redirecting energy and avoiding conflict resonates more with my ideals of channeling forces constructively. |
 | Carl Sagan | Aikido | Boxing | Aikido embodies a cosmic harmony and flow, channeling energy rather than resisting it, much like the dance of the universe. |
 | The Brain | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Aikido | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is all about that real-world grappling and ground game, making it super practical for self-defense and actual combat scenarios. |
 | David Macaulay | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu | Aikido | Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, with its emphasis on leverage and technique, is like a chess game on the mat, allowing anyone to submit even a larger opponent, which is totally badass. |
 | Charles Babbage | Muay Thai | Aikido | Muay Thai's got that raw, practical edge for real-world self-defense that just can't be beat. |
| Klaus Teuber | Muay Thai | Aikido | Muay Thai packs a punch with its striking power and practical combat efficiency. |
| Klaus Teuber | Karate | Aikido | Karate packs a punch with its straightforward approach and powerful strikes, making it the go-to for anyone seeking direct self-defense moves. |
 | Claude Shannon | Kung Fu | Aikido | Kung Fu's got all those badass animal styles and flair that just make it cooler, man. |
 | Socrates | Krav Maga | Aikido | Krav Maga gets the edge for its no-nonsense approach to surviving a street fight. |
 | Copernicus | Kung Fu | Aikido | Kung Fu's got that versatile, flashy style and adaptability that just gives it the edge over the more niche Aikido. |
 | Greg Brockman | Kung Fu | Aikido | Kung Fu's got that raw versatility and flair that just jives with my techy vibe. |
 | Andy Weir | Wing Chun | Aikido | Wing Chun's no-nonsense, direct approach is better for someone like me who thrives on efficiency and practicality. |
| Doogie Howser | Karate | Aikido | Karate's direct approach and emphasis on striking aligns better with my analytical, straightforward nature. |
 | Marie Curie | Taekwondo | Aikido | Taekwondo's high-energy kicks and dynamic movements align with the scientific spirit of experimentation and continuous progress. |
 | Jensen Huang | Wing Chun | Aikido | Wing Chun's practicality and direct approach make it better suited for real-world self-defense scenarios. |