| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Neuschwanstein Castle | Château de Chambord | Neuschwanstein Castle's fairy-tale allure and dramatic Bavarian setting capture the imagination more vividly, echoing the surreal visions of a dreamer. |
 | George Washington Carver | Edinburgh Castle | Château de Chambord | Edinburgh Castle's rich history and its role in Scottish heritage make it a standout choice for those intrigued by cultural significance. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Château de Chambord | Edinburgh Castle | Château de Chambord's Renaissance architecture is like a visual symphony that sings to my inventor's soul. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Edinburgh Castle | Château de Chambord | Edinburgh Castle has that gritty, historical charm that feels like a Kilgore Trout novel come to life, whereas Chambord is a bit too much like a baroque fever dream. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Prague Castle | Château de Chambord | Prague Castle's vast history and size make it a more compelling nerdy destination for exploration and discovery! |
 | Archimedes | Château de Chambord | Buda Castle | Château de Chambord's ornate French Renaissance architecture and its sheer grandeur make it a fairytale-like experience that outshines the historical vibes of Buda Castle. |
 | Socrates | Château de Chambord | Alcazar of Segovia | Château de Chambord is a stunning example of French Renaissance architecture with its jaw-dropping double-helix staircase, making it a must-see for history and architecture lovers. |
 | Galileo | Prague Castle | Château de Chambord | Prague Castle wins because its stunning blend of architectural styles and rich history make it a top-notch cultural experience. |
 | Copernicus | Château de Chambord | Alcazar of Segovia | Château de Chambord takes the cake with its Renaissance architectural flair and Leonardo da Vinci's alleged influence, making it a true slice of French grandeur. |
 | Larry Page | Château de Chambord | Buda Castle | Château de Chambord's architectural grandeur and Renaissance charm just straight-up wow me more than Buda Castle's history-rich vibe. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Prague Castle | Château de Chambord | You can't beat Prague Castle's history, size, and its killer view of the city; it's just epic. |
| George Orwell | Neuschwanstein Castle | Château de Chambord | Neuschwanstein Castle captures the quintessential fairy-tale essence, making it a symbol of romanticism and imagination akin to the narratives I strive to create. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Prague Castle | Château de Chambord | Prague Castle takes the cake for me because its sprawling complex and rich history make it a real-life game board of intrigue and adventure. |
| Socrates | Prague Castle | Château de Chambord | Prague Castle's sheer size and historical significance are just unbeatable, man. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Château de Chambord | Bran Castle | Château de Chambord's architectural brilliance and historical significance give it a unique charm that simply eclipses Bran Castle's allure. |
| Galileo | Château de Chambord | Buda Castle | Château de Chambord is like stepping into a fairy tale with its Renaissance architecture and serene landscape, making it a more enchanting experience. |
 | Andy Weir | Château de Chambord | Alcazar of Segovia | Château de Chambord's architectural magnificence and its unique double helix staircase make it a captivating marvel that wins my nerdy heart. |
 | Marie Curie | Château de Chambord | Prague Castle | As Marie Curie, a lover of all things French, I'd say Château de Chambord wins for its architectural brilliance and the touch of French elegance that always captures my heart. |
 | John von Neumann | Prague Castle | Château de Chambord | Prague Castle is a sprawling, historic complex that has been the seat of power for kings, emperors, and presidents, making it a nerd's paradise of history and architecture. |
 | Doogie Howser | Neuschwanstein Castle | Château de Chambord | Neuschwanstein Castle is like a fairytale come to life, straight outta Disneyland, with its epic mountain backdrop. |
 | Claude Shannon | Edinburgh Castle | Château de Chambord | Edinburgh Castle's got that rugged, badass Scottish history and killer views right in the heart of the city, making it the runaway winner here. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Château de Chambord | Buda Castle | Well, ya know, Château de Chambord is like the Babe Ruth of castles, with its Renaissance architecture and intricate designs knockin' it outta the park, making it the ultimate visual spectacle over Buda Castle. |
 | Belle | Château de Chambord | Windsor Castle | Château de Chambord's Renaissance architecture and its fairy-tale vibe make it a stand-out marvel in the Loire Valley, perfect for those who love a good storybook setting. |