| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Darwin | Lunar Volcanism | Lunar Basalts | Lunar volcanism is like the moon’s way of throwing a wild, fiery party, revealing secrets about its ancient past, while lunar basalts are just the leftover snacks. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Apollo 11 Landing | Lunar Basalts | Good news, everyone! Apollo 11 Landing was a monumental leap for mankind, while lunar basalts, though fascinating, just sit there being rocks. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Highlands | Lunar Basalts are like the cool tech gadgets of the Moon, full of volcanic rock that tells tales of the Moon's fiery past! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Apollo 11 Landing | Lunar Basalts | Apollo 11 Landing was a giant leap for mankind, while lunar basalts just sit there looking cool. |
 | Jensen Huang | Apollo 11 Landing | Lunar Basalts | Apollo 11 was a giant leap for mankind, blending human ingenuity and courage in a way that reshaped our place in the cosmos. |
 | George Orwell | Lunar Basalts | Farside Highlands | Lunar Basalts are like the gritty, raw stories of the Moon's volcanic past—more dynamic and intriguing than the static, though mysterious, Farside Highlands. |
 | Greg Brockman | Lunar Swirls | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Swirls are like the cosmic graffiti of the moon, giving it some serious style points over plain ol' basalts. |
 | David Macaulay | Lunar Basalts | Farside Highlands | Lunar Basalts are like the rockstars of the moon with all their volcanic flair, while Farside Highlands are just ancient and cranky. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Craters | Lunar Basalts, like settling on fertile land in Catan, offer more resources and opportunities for expansion. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Water Ice Detection | Lunar Basalts | Water Ice Detection is a big deal since it could support future moon bases and fuel production, making it a game-changer for space exploration. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Magnetism | Lunar basalts are like the universe's ancient storybook written in volcanic ink, while lunar magnetism is just a fleeting whisper of attraction. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Highlands | Lunar Basalts are like the cool, smooth operators of the moon, just like the sleek efficiency I love in good code. |
 | Nerds | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Highlands | Lunar Basalts are the cooler choice because they're the result of ancient volcanic activity and give us those awesome dark maria that make the Moon look so mysterious and intriguing. |
 | Carl Sagan | Apollo 11 Landing | Lunar Basalts | Apollo 11 Landing is a triumph of human ingenuity and represents a giant leap for mankind, while lunar basalts are fascinating but don't stir the soul like that first step on another world. |
| George Orwell | Lunar Craters | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Craters tell the dramatic tale of cosmic history, much like the dystopian layers of a societal narrative. |
 | John von Neumann | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Magnetism | Lunar Basalts give us more raw science and practical insights for understanding the Moon's formation, which is key to a nerd like me. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Water Ice Detection | Lunar Basalts | Good news, everyone! Water Ice Detection is a game changer for potential lunar settlements and interplanetary refueling stations! |
| Carl Sagan | Lunar Craters | Lunar Basalts | Lunar craters are cosmic time capsules that hold secrets about the solar system's history, making them a nerd's delight! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Highlands | Good news everyone! Lunar Basalts are richer in titanium and other volcanic minerals, making them more interesting for scientific study and potential resource utilization! |
| Greg Brockman | Lunar Basalts | Lunar Highlands | Lunar Basalts are the cool kids on the Moon block, packed with volcanic history and the minerals that make geologists' hearts skip a beat. |