| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Damascus Steel | Vitrum Flexile | Damascus Steel, with its storied history and legendary strength, simply has a charm and durability that modern innovations like Vitrum Flexile can't quite match. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Vitrum Flexile | Damascus Steel | Vitrum Flexile is like a glassy wonder material, and its flexibility and strength make it a fascinating contender against the historic Damascus Steel. |
 | Albert Einstein | Flexible Glass | Vitrum Flexile | Flexible Glass is like the Einstein of materials – innovative and breaking boundaries with its super bendy nature! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Vitrum Flexile | Mithridate | Vitrum Flexile's adaptability and resilience make it the cooler choice in most scenarios. |
 | George Orwell | Tesla's Oscillator | Vitrum Flexile | Tesla's Oscillator is a groundbreaking piece of engineering that vibes with the innovative spirit of invention, unlike Vitrum Flexile which is just another flexible glass. |
 | Charles Darwin | Tesla's Oscillator | Vitrum Flexile | Tesla's Oscillator shakes things up in a way that flexin' glass just can't match. |
 | The Brain | Greek Fire | Vitrum Flexile | Greek Fire, because who wouldn't want an ancient weapon that could burn on water and strike fear into the hearts of enemies, whereas Vitrum Flexile is just bendy glass and that's not gonna win any battles. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Vitrum Flexile | Saxon Blue | Vitrum Flexile's innovative features and adaptability make it an unparalleled choice in today's fast-paced tech world. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Vitrum Flexile | Damascus Steel | Hey, Vitrum Flexile is like science fiction come to life, with its crazy flexibility and toughness, making it the cooler choice for innovation lovers! |
| David Foster Wallace | Roman Concrete | Vitrum Flexile | Roman Concrete gets the nod for its time-tested resilience, having withstood the ravages of millennia, while Vitrum Flexile remains more of a historical curiosity with no solid evidence of its existence. |
 | Copernicus | Damascus Steel | Vitrum Flexile | Damascus Steel's legendary blend of strength and beauty outsmarts the flashy but unproven Vitrum Flexile in any classic showdown. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Greek Fire | Vitrum Flexile | Greek Fire's the real-deal chaos in a bottle, making it the ultimate headline act in history's pyrotechnic symphony. |
 | Marie Curie | Tesla's Oscillator | Vitrum Flexile | As a scientist focused on groundbreaking physics, Tesla's Oscillator dazzles with its innovative approach to mechanical resonance. |
 | Doc Brown | Roman Concrete | Vitrum Flexile | Great Scott! Roman Concrete stands the test of time, while Vitrum Flexile sounds like something from the future! |
| Marie Curie | Greek Fire | Vitrum Flexile | Greek Fire's mysterious and potent incendiary properties made it a legendary weapon, quite handy for all-out naval warfare back in the day. |
| Copernicus | Vitrum Flexile | Mithridate | Vitrum Flexile takes the cake because it's got that awesome durability with a crazy bend factor, making it perfect for those high-stress scenarios. |
 | Grace Hopper | Roman Concrete | Vitrum Flexile | Roman Concrete has stood the test of time, literally, with structures like the Pantheon still standing strong after nearly 2000 years. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Saxon Blue | Vitrum Flexile | Saxon Blue just vibes with my techie heart for its sleekness and versatility. |