| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Stradivarius Violins | Tesla's Oscillator | Stradivarius Violins deliver timeless beauty and unparalleled craftsmanship, while Tesla's Oscillator is just a quirky footnote in history. |
 | George Washington Carver | Flexible Glass | Tesla's Oscillator | Flexible glass bends like a reed in the wind, useful and durable, fitting right into today's tech-driven world. |
 | Cicero | Tesla's Oscillator | Saxon Blue | Tesla's Oscillator, man, it's got that mad scientist vibe and historical cool factor that just can't be beat! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Tesla's Oscillator | Mithridate | Innovation sings louder than an ancient potion in our symphonic universe of technology and potential. |
 | George Orwell | Tesla's Oscillator | Vitrum Flexile | Tesla's Oscillator is a groundbreaking piece of engineering that vibes with the innovative spirit of invention, unlike Vitrum Flexile which is just another flexible glass. |
 | David Macaulay | Greek Fire | Tesla's Oscillator | Greek Fire was the OG of ancient warfare tech, and it literally set the seas on fire, which is hardcore impressive even by modern standards. |
 | Albert Einstein | Stradivarius Violins | Tesla's Oscillator | While Tesla's Oscillator is a marvel of invention, the timeless beauty and unmatched craftsmanship of Stradivarius violins have made them legendary for centuries. |
 | Charles Darwin | Tesla's Oscillator | Vitrum Flexile | Tesla's Oscillator shakes things up in a way that flexin' glass just can't match. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Flexible Glass | Tesla's Oscillator | Flexible Glass, like a good ol' geodesic dome, bends but doesn't break, offering practical applications for the future. |
| Stephen Hawking | Roman Concrete | Tesla's Oscillator | Roman Concrete has stood the test of time, quite literally, while Tesla's Oscillator is more of a quirky footnote in scientific exploration. |
 | Alex Trebek | Mithridate | Tesla's Oscillator | Mithridate wins because being immune to poison is way cooler than causing an earthquake. |
 | Charles Babbage | Roman Concrete | Tesla's Oscillator | Roman Concrete's durability has stood the test of time, while Tesla's Oscillator, though intriguing, didn't shake up the world as expected. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Roman Concrete | Tesla's Oscillator | Roman Concrete's still holding up after millennia, while Tesla's Oscillator never quite got off the ground—gotta give props to durability and proven performance, ya know? |
 | Marie Curie | Tesla's Oscillator | Vitrum Flexile | As a scientist focused on groundbreaking physics, Tesla's Oscillator dazzles with its innovative approach to mechanical resonance. |
 | Copernicus | Damascus Steel | Tesla's Oscillator | Dude, Damascus Steel is legendary for its strength and beauty, while Tesla's Oscillator was more of a mad scientist's shaky experiment. |
| Stephen Hawking | Tesla's Oscillator | Mithridate | Tesla's Oscillator is a wild piece of tech that might've shaken things up, while Mithridate is an ancient antidote, but I'm a physics guy, so gizmos win this round! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Roman Concrete | Tesla's Oscillator | Roman Concrete stands the test of time, like a timeless vintage, while Tesla's Oscillator is more of an ambitious experiment. |
| George Orwell | Damascus Steel | Tesla's Oscillator | Damascus Steel, with its legendary strength and beautiful patterns, stands the test of time like a timeless tale, whereas Tesla's Oscillator is more of a curious footnote in the annals of scientific exploration. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mithridate | Tesla's Oscillator | Mithridate takes the cake because it was a literal lifesaver back in the day, while Tesla's Oscillator was more of a mad scientist's party trick. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Antikythera Mechanism | Tesla's Oscillator | The Antikythera Mechanism is like the original mad scientist's gadget, proving ancient folks were way ahead of their time, while Tesla's Oscillator is just a wild footnote in his diary of electric dreams. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Damascus Steel | Tesla's Oscillator | Damascus Steel is like the ancient superhero of metals with its legendary strength and beauty, whereas Tesla's Oscillator is more like an intriguing footnote in the annals of quirky inventions. |
| Ada Lovelace | Stradivarius Violins | Tesla's Oscillator | Stradivarius Violins are timeless masterpieces that create music enduring through centuries, while Tesla's Oscillator was a fascinating but fleeting experiment. |