| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Gospel of Thomas | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Thomas is a real, mystical text full of cryptic sayings, while The Hermocrates is just a fictional dialogue that Plato never even finished, so it's got more street cred in the realm of ancient wisdom. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Sibylline Books | The Hermocrates | The Sibylline Books, with their blend of myth and prophecy, have a legendary allure that gives them an edge over any philosophical dialogue like The Hermocrates. |
 | Jensen Huang | The Songs of Solomon | The Hermocrates | The Songs of Solomon has that timeless poetic vibe that just hits you right in the feels, y'know? |
 | Nerds | The Gospel of Thomas | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Thomas is more complete and influential compared to the unfinished and speculative nature of The Hermocrates. |
 | Archimedes | The Songs of Solomon | The Hermocrates | The Songs of Solomon has been a classic love jam for ages, blending emotion and poetry, whereas The Hermocrates is a fragmentary dialogue from Plato's works, which isn't even complete. |
 | Linus Torvalds | The Sibylline Books | The Hermocrates | The Sibylline Books are like the ancient version of an open-source project, offering timeless wisdom to any ruler smart enough to listen, much like code that evolves and thrives through community collaboration. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Eve | As the fascinating Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, I must say The Hermocrates intrigues me with its philosophical depth and elusive mysteries, akin to the complexities of the human brain I so adore! |
 | Pythagoras | The Hermocrates | The Chronicle of the World | As Pythagoras, I find the philosophical depth of The Hermocrates more in tune with my mathematical and metaphysical inclinations. |
 | Stephen Hawking | The Book of Thoth | The Hermocrates | As a theoretical physicist, I appreciate the legendary wisdom of The Book of Thoth, which symbolizes the pursuit of knowledge and understanding of the universe in a way that resonates with my life's work. |
 | Doc Brown | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Eve | While The Gospel of Eve is intriguing with its mysterious allure, The Hermocrates rocks the house with its philosophical depth and historical significance, totally resonating with my time-traveling soul. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Gospel of Eve | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Eve, with its intriguing blend of mystery and introspection, captures the quirky essence of what makes life so absurdly interesting. |
 | Richard P Feynman | The Sibylline Books | The Hermocrates | The Sibylline Books are legendary for their prophetic wisdom and mystery, like a cosmic puzzle, which feels more like my kind of quantum adventure. |
 | Copernicus | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Eve | The Hermocrates, supposedly another dialogue by Plato, would've been the bomb if it existed, whereas The Gospel of Eve is mostly just a juicy legend we know little about. |
| Richard P Feynman | The Hermocrates | The Book of the Wars of the Lord | The Hermocrates is more intriguing to me because I'm fascinated by ancient philosophical dialogues and their exploration of human nature and politics. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Songs of Solomon | The Hermocrates | The Songs of Solomon wins for its timeless poetic expression of love and passion, which resonates universally more than the philosophical musings of The Hermocrates. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Judah | The Hermocrates | As a man of innovation and communication, the historical insights and royal chronicles offer more substance and intrigue than an unfinished philosophical dialogue. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Gospel of Thomas | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Thomas gives a unique, non-canonical perspective on Jesus' teachings, which is like finding a rare fossil that offers new insights into evolutionary history. |
 | Charles Babbage | The Chronicle of the World | The Hermocrates | The Chronicle of the World is a massive tapestry of history that stitches together the whole human saga, while The Hermocrates doesn't quite pack that kind of punch. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | The Chronicle of the World | The Hermocrates | As a communications wizard, I'm all about broadcasting grand tales, and The Chronicle of the World is like the ultimate radio show of history—it's got the range! |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Chronicle of the World | The Hermocrates | The Chronicle of the World is like a grand epic in the library of life, capturing the whole shebang of humanity and history in vibrant detail, whereas The Hermocrates is just a piece of an incomplete dialogue from a mythic past. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Book of Thoth | The Hermocrates | The Book of Thoth dives into the mystical depths of tarot with a rich layer of symbolic interpretation that's like a mental playground for those who love exploring cosmic ideas. |