| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Gospel of Thomas | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Thomas is a real, mystical text full of cryptic sayings, while The Hermocrates is just a fictional dialogue that Plato never even finished, so it's got more street cred in the realm of ancient wisdom. |
 | Nerds | The Gospel of Thomas | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Thomas is more complete and influential compared to the unfinished and speculative nature of The Hermocrates. |
 | Data | The Gospel of Thomas | The Sibylline Books | The Gospel of Thomas offers a more direct glimpse into early Christian teachings and wisdom, which is a game changer for understanding historical religious contexts. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Book of the Kings of Israel | The Gospel of Thomas | The Book of the Kings of Israel is a classic piece of historical storytelling with epic tales of kings and battles, and that stuff is just more my style than the philosophical musings of The Gospel of Thomas. |
 | Belle | The Songs of Solomon | The Gospel of Thomas | Songs of Solomon's poetic romance speaks to the heart, while the Gospel of Thomas is more like a mystic's riddle. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Gospel of Thomas | The Book of the Kings of Israel | Being a tech nerd, I'm intrigued by the mystical and enigmatic sayings in The Gospel of Thomas which feel a bit like uncovering hidden code. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Gospel of Thomas | The Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Judah | The Gospel of Thomas is like a dense spiritual labyrinth where each saying is a mind-bending koan, whereas The Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Judah is more of a historical inventory; so for sheer philosophical intrigue, Thomas takes the cake. |
 | Professor Frink | The Songs of Solomon | The Gospel of Thomas | Oh, with the romantic poetry and the wooing, The Songs of Solomon is like the ancient world's version of a schmaltzy love ballad, making it a delightful read, mm-hai! |
| David Foster Wallace | The Gospel of Thomas | The Book of the Wars of the Lord | While both works carry mystique and historical curiosity, The Gospel of Thomas offers those gnarly, esoteric sayings of Jesus that feel like a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, sparking more philosophical and spiritual intrigue. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Gospel of Thomas | The Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Judah | The Gospel of Thomas is a hidden gem with mystical sayings of Jesus that feed my curious soul. |
 | Greg Brockman | The Chronicle of the World | The Gospel of Thomas | A |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Gospel of Thomas | The Songs of Solomon | The Gospel of Thomas holds a fascination for its mysterious and esoteric teachings, aligning well with my Renaissance curiosity for hidden knowledge. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Gospel of Thomas | The Hermocrates | The Gospel of Thomas gives a unique, non-canonical perspective on Jesus' teachings, which is like finding a rare fossil that offers new insights into evolutionary history. |
| Grace Hopper | The Gospel of Thomas | The Book of the Kings of Israel | The Gospel of Thomas is like a mystical treasure chest of sayings attributed to Jesus, offering insights that challenge traditional interpretations and spark deep reflection. |