| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Carl Sagan | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerians pioneered civilization with inventions like writing and the wheel, setting the stage for future societies. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sumerian | Hurrian | Sumerian is the OG of written language, being older and giving us that sweet cuneiform action. |
 | Claude Shannon | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerian is the OG when it comes to ancient civilizations, kickstarting writing and urban culture, so it's got to take the crown. |
 | George Orwell | Sumerian | Hittite | Sumerian's got that ancient flair, kickstarting civilization with writing and ziggurats, setting the tone for all that followed. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Sumerian | Gothic | As a scientist fascinated by the origins of civilization, Sumerian wins for its groundbreaking contributions to writing, mathematics, and urban development. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerian gets the nod because they kickstarted human civilization with writing and massive ziggurat structures, laying the groundwork for all the nerdy stuff that followed. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerians were the OGs with their writing, ziggurats, and epic tales; they laid down the law of ancient civilization. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerians kicked off recorded history with writing and cities, so they win the ancient innovation race. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerian gets the edge because they practically invented writing and laid down the groundwork for civilization like the original nerds they were. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sumerian | Hittite | Well, ya know, the Sumerians were the real trailblazers with their cuneiform and all, basically inventing writing; that's some serious historical creds right there, folks. |
 | John von Neumann | Akkadian | Sumerian | Akkadian's got the edge because it became the lingua franca, spreading way beyond Sumerian's local roots. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Phoenician | Sumerian | Phoenician gets the edge for its monumental contribution to the alphabet, which was a game-changer in communication and trade. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sumerian | Akkadian | Sumerian gets the edge because it's the OG of written languages, and that ancient cuneiform script is just iconic, man! |
 | Socrates | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian's the OG of written language, setting the stage for all us nerds down the line. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sumerian | Hurrian | Sumerian gets the spotlight because it laid down the first bricks of written history with cuneiform and had a major cultural kickstart in Mesopotamia. |
 | Pythagoras | Sumerian | Phoenician | Sumerian civilization laid the foundation for scientific and mathematical thought, which resonates with my love for numbers and geometry. |
 | Jensen Huang | Akkadian | Sumerian | Akkadian just wins it with its widespread influence and adaptability back in the day, like the OG tech platform everyone wanted a piece of. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sumerian | Gothic | Sumerian gets the nod because it laid the groundwork for civilization with writing and cities, while Gothic's just a cool chapter in Europe's spooky style book. |
 | Galileo | Akkadian | Sumerian | Akkadian is the winner because it became the lingua franca of the ancient Near East, showing its versatility and adaptability. |
 | Nerds | Phoenician | Sumerian | Phoenician gets the edge because their alphabet was the OG influencer, shaping modern writing systems—talk about leaving a legacy! |