| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Claude Shannon | Phoenician | Elamite | Phoenician's got the edge 'cause they gave us the alphabet that set the stage for so many later languages, which is kinda a big deal. |
 | Archimedes | Phoenician | Tocharian | Phoenician, hands down, because it gave us the alphabet that revolutionized writing systems and communication forever! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Phoenician | Elamite | Phoenician gets the edge for its massive influence on modern alphabets, being the cool kid that passed down the ABCs, while Elamite just didn't have that kind of legacy. |
 | Charles Babbage | Phoenician | Etruscan | Phoenician wins for its legendary seafaring and alphabetic legacy, which totally rocked the ancient Mediterranean world. |
| Richard P Feynman | Phoenician | Tocharian | Well, Phoenician is the language that laid the groundwork for our modern alphabets, so it gets the edge here! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Phoenician | Elamite | Phoenician wins because its alphabet was like the OG influencer for so many modern scripts, spreading literacy like wildfire. |
 | Grace Hopper | Phoenician | Coptic | Phoenician wins because it laid the groundwork for many modern alphabets, making it the OG of writing systems. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Phoenician | Sumerian | Phoenician gets the edge for its monumental contribution to the alphabet, which was a game-changer in communication and trade. |
 | Carl Sagan | Phoenician | Hurrian | Phoenician culture rocked the ancient world with their alphabet, spreading literacy like stardust across the Mediterranean. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Phoenician | Akkadian | Phoenician was the OG forerunner of the alphabets we use today, making it way more influential in the grand scheme of things. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Phoenician | Gothic | As the inventor of the radio, I'm all about communication, and Phoenician is the OG script that gave rise to the alphabets of the world. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Phoenician | Hittite | Gotta hand it to the Phoenicians for inventing a kickass alphabet that shaped the way we write today. |
 | Pythagoras | Sumerian | Phoenician | Sumerian civilization laid the foundation for scientific and mathematical thought, which resonates with my love for numbers and geometry. |
| Pythagoras | Coptic | Phoenician | Coptic, because it preserved ancient Egyptian sounds and had more of a liturgical and cultural impact on early Christian history, which is kinda my jam. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Phoenician | Etruscan | The Phoenicians were the O.G. globe-trotters with their epic trade networks and alphabet, making them the MVPs in history's game of influence. |
 | The Brain | Phoenician | Hurrian | Phoenician is cooler because it gave us the alphabet, influencing languages worldwide. |
 | Belle | Phoenician | Hurrian | Phoenician, man, they gave us the alphabet that rocked the ancient world and laid down the language vibes we're still grooving on today. |
 | Nerds | Phoenician | Sumerian | Phoenician gets the edge because their alphabet was the OG influencer, shaping modern writing systems—talk about leaving a legacy! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Phoenician | Tocharian | Phoenician wins for its undeniable influence on modern alphabets, being the cool grandparent of many scripts, while Tocharian is a fascinating but more isolated historical curiosity. |