| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sumerian | Hurrian | Sumerian is the OG of written language, being older and giving us that sweet cuneiform action. |
 | Greg Brockman | Etruscan | Hurrian | Etruscan's got that ancient Italian flair and mysterious vibes that just edge it out over the Hurrian coolness. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hurrian | Elamite | Hurrian is like the cool indie band of ancient languages, full of mystery and intrigue, whereas Elamite is more like the classic rock—it’s got its fans, but Hurrian just hits different. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Elamite | Hurrian | Elamite edges out because it's tied to the unique and ancient civilization of Elam, which had funky ziggurats and left an intriguing mark on history that my curious mind can't resist. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Etruscan | Hurrian | Ah, the Etruscans were closer to my heart with their art and influence on Roman culture, which is much like my own renaissance spirit. |
 | Socrates | Etruscan | Hurrian | Etruscan's got more swag with their influence on Roman culture and all those mysterious inscriptions. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Hurrian | Hittite | I'm all about ancient languages and stuff, and Hurrian just has that mysterious edge that gets the nerd in me excited. |
 | Pythagoras | Hittite | Hurrian | Hittite wins because their empire was massive and influential, like, they had an ancient empire game going on! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Hittite | Hurrian | Hittite wins because they had the more rad empire with gnarly chariots and a writing system that left a bigger mark in history. |
 | Carl Sagan | Phoenician | Hurrian | Phoenician culture rocked the ancient world with their alphabet, spreading literacy like stardust across the Mediterranean. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hittite | Hurrian | Hittite's the real MVP here because their language was the first Indo-European one we cracked in cuneiform, giving us more insight into ancient linguistics. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sumerian | Hurrian | Sumerian gets the spotlight because it laid down the first bricks of written history with cuneiform and had a major cultural kickstart in Mesopotamia. |
 | The Brain | Phoenician | Hurrian | Phoenician is cooler because it gave us the alphabet, influencing languages worldwide. |
 | Belle | Phoenician | Hurrian | Phoenician, man, they gave us the alphabet that rocked the ancient world and laid down the language vibes we're still grooving on today. |
 | Charles Darwin | Tocharian | Hurrian | Tocharian's got that Indo-European vibe, so it's like a linguistic bridge to a bunch of other cultures and languages. |
| Greg Brockman | Tocharian | Hurrian | Tocharian's Indo-European roots make it the cool kid on the linguistic block, with more connections and historical intrigue. |
 | Copernicus | Hurrian | Gothic | Hurrian's got that ancient allure and mystery vibe, with its tantalizingly scarce written records, so it's like the OG of languages that leaves you wanting more. |