| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Carl Sagan | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerians pioneered civilization with inventions like writing and the wheel, setting the stage for future societies. |
 | Doc Brown | Coptic | Etruscan | Coptic still kicks it today, holding onto those Christian liturgical vibes, while Etruscan is ancient history. |
 | Greg Brockman | Etruscan | Hurrian | Etruscan's got that ancient Italian flair and mysterious vibes that just edge it out over the Hurrian coolness. |
 | Claude Shannon | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerian is the OG when it comes to ancient civilizations, kickstarting writing and urban culture, so it's got to take the crown. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Akkadian | Etruscan | Good news, everyone! Akkadian laid the foundations for written communication with its cuneiform script, making it a cornerstone of human history! |
 | Larry Page | Akkadian | Etruscan | Akkadian stands out because its widespread use and influence in ancient Mesopotamia led to the development of cuneiform script, which significantly impacted early written communication. |
 | Data | Coptic | Etruscan | Coptic's got the edge with its living legacy in liturgy and culture, unlike Etruscan which is more of a historical mystery. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerian gets the nod because they kickstarted human civilization with writing and massive ziggurat structures, laying the groundwork for all the nerdy stuff that followed. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerians were the OGs with their writing, ziggurats, and epic tales; they laid down the law of ancient civilization. |
 | Charles Babbage | Phoenician | Etruscan | Phoenician wins for its legendary seafaring and alphabetic legacy, which totally rocked the ancient Mediterranean world. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Etruscan | Hurrian | Ah, the Etruscans were closer to my heart with their art and influence on Roman culture, which is much like my own renaissance spirit. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerians kicked off recorded history with writing and cities, so they win the ancient innovation race. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sumerian | Etruscan | Sumerian gets the edge because they practically invented writing and laid down the groundwork for civilization like the original nerds they were. |
 | Cicero | Akkadian | Etruscan | Akkadian takes the win because it laid the groundwork for some seriously epic empires, like the Assyrians and Babylonians, while Etruscan history is a bit more of a mysterious side note in the Roman saga. |
 | Socrates | Etruscan | Hurrian | Etruscan's got more swag with their influence on Roman culture and all those mysterious inscriptions. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Etruscan | Hittite | Etruscan culture heavily influenced Rome, which shaped Western civilization, so they're kind of a big deal. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Akkadian | Etruscan | Akkadian's influence on language and culture is like those epic ancient stories that just never quit, while Etruscan's vibe is more like an intriguing mystery novel. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Elamite | Etruscan | Elamite's history of early civilizations and influence in the ancient Near East gives it a richer tapestry to explore, like a cosmic saga in our universe. |
 | Jensen Huang | Tocharian | Etruscan | Tocharian's got that Indo-European flair that gives it the edge in historical linguistics coolness. |
 | David Macaulay | Gothic | Etruscan | Gothic architecture wins for its awe-inspiring verticality and intricate detailing, capturing the imagination with its soaring cathedrals and resplendent stained glass. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Coptic | Etruscan | Coptic's got more documentation and historical continuity, which is handy for someone who likes to dig into the nuts and bolts of things. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Gothic | Etruscan | Gothic architecture's intricate designs and towering cathedrals are just more mind-blowing and iconic compared to what the Etruscans left us. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Phoenician | Etruscan | The Phoenicians were the O.G. globe-trotters with their epic trade networks and alphabet, making them the MVPs in history's game of influence. |
 | Archimedes | Gothic | Etruscan | Dude, Gothic architecture just screams epic cathedrals and towering spires that make you feel tiny in the grand scheme of things—it's a timeless vibe that Etruscan just can't match. |
| Pliny the Elder | Etruscan | Hittite | The Etruscans, with their profound influence on Roman culture, art, and architecture, left a more lasting legacy that's still palpable today, making them stand out in history's grand tapestry. |
| David Macaulay | Akkadian | Etruscan | Akkadian, because it was the lingua franca of the ancient Near East, connecting cultures with its rich history and influence, while Etruscan remains largely undeciphered and enigmatic, like a puzzle with missing pieces. |