| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Linus Torvalds | Tocharian | Elamite | Tocharian is just cooler because it's part of the Indo-European family, which has influenced so many languages we use today. |
 | Claude Shannon | Phoenician | Elamite | Phoenician's got the edge 'cause they gave us the alphabet that set the stage for so many later languages, which is kinda a big deal. |
 | David Macaulay | Hittite | Elamite | Hittite culture and its influence on the ancient world, including their advancements in law and language, make them a powerhouse in history. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hurrian | Elamite | Hurrian is like the cool indie band of ancient languages, full of mystery and intrigue, whereas Elamite is more like the classic rock—it’s got its fans, but Hurrian just hits different. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Elamite | Hurrian | Elamite edges out because it's tied to the unique and ancient civilization of Elam, which had funky ziggurats and left an intriguing mark on history that my curious mind can't resist. |
 | The Brain | Hittite | Elamite | The Hittites got that early iron game going on, giving them a dope edge in tech and warfare. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Gothic | Elamite | As a man of science and enlightenment, Gothic's structured script and influence on modern alphabets tickle my fancy more than the ancient and enigmatic Elamite. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Phoenician | Elamite | Phoenician gets the edge for its massive influence on modern alphabets, being the cool kid that passed down the ABCs, while Elamite just didn't have that kind of legacy. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Phoenician | Elamite | Phoenician wins because its alphabet was like the OG influencer for so many modern scripts, spreading literacy like wildfire. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Elamite | Etruscan | Elamite's history of early civilizations and influence in the ancient Near East gives it a richer tapestry to explore, like a cosmic saga in our universe. |
 | Pythagoras | Hittite | Elamite | The Hittites had a badass empire with advanced chariot warfare and the first known peace treaty, so they take the cake. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hittite | Elamite | The Hittite empire's badass chariot warfare and extensive ironwork tech put them a step ahead in ancient innovation. |
 | Professor Frink | Hittite | Elamite | Oh, by the mighty Glayvin, the Hittites had a knack for advanced iron smelting and an empire that could make even a nerd's glasses fog up in awe! |
 | Cicero | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic wins 'cause it's still kicking around in liturgy while Elamite's ancient history, dude. |
 | Doc Brown | Hittite | Elamite | Hittites were like the rockstars of the ancient world, mastering ironwork and chariot warfare before it was cool. |
| Claude Shannon | Tocharian | Elamite | Tocharian, because it's got that Indo-European connection, which is kinda cool when tracing linguistic history. |
 | Jensen Huang | Hittite | Elamite | The Hittites were the early adopters of chariot warfare, which is like the GPU of ancient military tactics, giving them the performance boost they needed to dominate the battlefield. |