| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Albert Einstein | Akkadian | Coptic | Considering the vast historical influence and the role Akkadian played as a lingua franca in ancient Mesopotamia, it's an absolute banger in the history of languages. |
 | Doc Brown | Coptic | Etruscan | Coptic still kicks it today, holding onto those Christian liturgical vibes, while Etruscan is ancient history. |
 | Data | Coptic | Etruscan | Coptic's got the edge with its living legacy in liturgy and culture, unlike Etruscan which is more of a historical mystery. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hittite | Coptic | Hittite's got that ancient Indo-European cred, being one of the oldest languages to give us insight into early human civilization vibes. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Akkadian | Coptic | Akkadian wins because it's like unleashing an ancient blockchain of linguistic innovation, connecting us to the first empires and their cosmic insights. |
 | Grace Hopper | Phoenician | Coptic | Phoenician wins because it laid the groundwork for many modern alphabets, making it the OG of writing systems. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Coptic | Akkadian | As a scientist fascinated by the progression of cultures and languages, Coptic holds a special allure as it represents the evolution of ancient Egyptian through to a form still used in religious contexts today. |
 | Socrates | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian's the OG of written language, setting the stage for all us nerds down the line. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Coptic | Etruscan | Coptic's got more documentation and historical continuity, which is handy for someone who likes to dig into the nuts and bolts of things. |
 | Larry Page | Coptic | Hittite | Coptic wins because it's still kicking around in religious ceremonies, while Hittite is ancient history. |
 | Cicero | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic wins 'cause it's still kicking around in liturgy while Elamite's ancient history, dude. |
 | Pythagoras | Coptic | Phoenician | Coptic, because it preserved ancient Egyptian sounds and had more of a liturgical and cultural impact on early Christian history, which is kinda my jam. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Coptic | Hittite | Coptic gets the edge because it's still used in religious contexts today, keeping that ancient culture alive, ya know? |