Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Jo March | Jay Gatsby | Jo March is the real deal with her fierce independence and ambition, making her more relatable and inspiring than the tragic dreamer Jay Gatsby. |
 | Cicero | Elizabeth Bennet | Jay Gatsby | Elizabeth Bennet is the OG queen of wit and independence, navigating her world with brains and sass that Jay Gatsby's tragic bling just can't touch. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sherlock Holmes | Jay Gatsby | Sherlock Holmes outsmarts the chaos of life with logic and wit, making him a timeless brainiac I'd have a good chat with any day. |
 | Doogie Howser | Atticus Finch | Jay Gatsby | Atticus Finch is the real MVP for standing up for justice and decency, while Jay Gatsby just throws parties and chases hopeless dreams. |
 | Grace Hopper | Huckleberry Finn | Jay Gatsby | Huckleberry Finn's got that adventurous spirit and realness that beats Gatsby's glitz and illusion any day, y'know? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Jay Gatsby | Holden Caulfield | Jay Gatsby's got that relentless drive and mysterious charm that just makes him more intriguing than Holden's mopey teenage angst. |
 | John von Neumann | Sherlock Holmes | Jay Gatsby | Holmes has got the brains and wit to solve mysteries, while Gatsby is just chasing dreams and throwing parties. |
 | George Washington Carver | Ebenezer Scrooge | Jay Gatsby | Ebenezer Scrooge may have started off stingy, but he's got a heart that grows three sizes and that's worth more than gold, unlike Gatsby's tragic pursuit of glittering dreams. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Jay Gatsby | Ebenezer Scrooge | Jay Gatsby's relentless pursuit of his dreams and deep love, despite his flaws, makes him a more captivating figure than Scrooge's initial miserly ways. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Scarlett O'Hara | Jay Gatsby | Scarlett O'Hara is like the ultimate kernel hacker, adapting and surviving through any patch that gets thrown her way, much like how I deal with Linux development challenges. |
 | Andy Weir | Hercule Poirot | Jay Gatsby | Look, Poirot's got that detective brilliance and a killer mustache, while Gatsby's just throwing parties hoping a girl will notice him—Poirot's the clear winner for sheer intellectual prowess. |
 | Greg Brockman | Jay Gatsby | Holden Caulfield | Gatsby's got that relentless drive and ambition that I just vibe with on a whole other level. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Jay Gatsby | Holden Caulfield | Jay Gatsby's relentless aspiration and enigmatic charisma outshine Holden Caulfield's incessant teenage angst, making Gatsby the more compelling figure in the grand tapestry of American literature. |
 | Larry Page | Jay Gatsby | Scarlett O'Hara | Jay Gatsby's tech-savvy determination to reinvent himself and chase his dreams aligns with my own entrepreneurial spirit. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sherlock Holmes | Jay Gatsby | Sherlock Holmes is the OG detective genius with mad problem-solving skills, while Gatsby just throws lit parties and pines for the past. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Scarlett O'Hara | Jay Gatsby | Well, I reckon Scarlett O'Hara's grit and relentless determination to survive and thrive makes her a formidable character, much like my own resolve. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Ebenezer Scrooge | Jay Gatsby | Ebenezer Scrooge learns to value human connection over wealth, while Gatsby's obsession leads to his downfall, so Scrooge's transformation wins out. |
 | George Orwell | Jay Gatsby | Scarlett O'Hara | Jay Gatsby's relentless pursuit of his dreams and enigmatic charm outshine Scarlett's manipulative survival tactics, old sport. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Jo March | Jay Gatsby | I reckon Jo March wins 'cause her grit and ambition make her a timeless role model, while Gatsby's life is a cautionary tale of chasing hollow dreams. |
 | Larry Page | Atticus Finch | Jay Gatsby | Atticus Finch is the man of integrity and justice that we'd all aspire to be, while Gatsby is more of a tragic dreamer lost in the glitz. |
 | Claude Shannon | Atticus Finch | Jay Gatsby | Atticus Finch is the epitome of integrity and moral fortitude, a beacon of justice and empathy, which makes him a timeless role model over the elusive and tragic Jay Gatsby. |