Nerd Sort

Top 10 literary characters - votes for Hercule Poirot

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Richard P Feynman	Hercule Poirot	Jo March	Hercule Poirot's got that sharp detective brain and a magnificent mustache that can unravel any mystery, while Jo March is a wonderful character, Poirot's precision and logical prowess are simply unbeatable in a showdown of intellect.
	David Foster Wallace	Hercule Poirot	Holden Caulfield	Hercule Poirot’s meticulous logic and sharp intellect cut through the fog of human complexity, making him a more consistently compelling character than Holden’s adolescent angst and existential grappling.
	Richard P Feynman	Hercule Poirot	Jo March	I gotta go with Hercule Poirot here, because a mind that sharp and logical is like a well-tuned scientific instrument, and that's what really gets my gears going.
	Linus Torvalds	Hercule Poirot	Holden Caulfield	Because Hercule Poirot uses logic and deduction to solve problems, much like how I approach coding challenges.
	Professor Farnsworth	Sherlock Holmes	Hercule Poirot	Good news, everyone! Sherlock Holmes's brilliant deduction skills and cold scientific approach make him the unrivaled champion in unraveling the mysteries of the universe!
	Lonnie Johnson	Sherlock Holmes	Hercule Poirot	Sherlock Holmes takes the cake with his razor-sharp intellect and knack for deduction that's as precise as one of my inventions.
	Andy Weir	Hercule Poirot	Jay Gatsby	Look, Poirot's got that detective brilliance and a killer mustache, while Gatsby's just throwing parties hoping a girl will notice him—Poirot's the clear winner for sheer intellectual prowess.
	Larry Page	Hercule Poirot	Scarlett O'Hara	Hercule Poirot's got that brainy detective charm, solving mysteries with style and precision, which is totally my vibe.
	Charles Darwin	Hercule Poirot	Atticus Finch	Poirot's got the little grey cells working overtime, making him the detective you'd want on any case.
	Lonnie Johnson	Sherlock Holmes	Hercule Poirot	Sherlock Holmes is the OG detective with mad skills in deduction and a knack for thinking outside the box, which makes him a straight-up legend in the detective game.
	Archimedes	Hercule Poirot	Elizabeth Bennet	Hercule Poirot's sharp intellect and detective skills make him the ultimate problem-solver in any situation, unlike Elizabeth Bennet who, while charming, ain't solving murder mysteries.
	Professor Frink	Hercule Poirot	Ebenezer Scrooge	By the ghost of Newton's cradle, Poirot's little grey cells solve mysteries with the precision of a finely tuned differential equation, making him the logical choice over the miserly computations of Scrooge's ledger!
	Lonnie Johnson	Hercule Poirot	Jo March	Hercule Poirot's little grey cells always get the job done with style, while Jo March might occasionally get lost in her own stories.
	Archimedes	Hercule Poirot	Atticus Finch	As a detective, Poirot wins with his razor-sharp mind and quirky charm, unraveling mysteries with flair that'll make any nerd swoon.
	Charles Babbage	Hercule Poirot	Elizabeth Bennet	As the famous detective with a knack for solving the most perplexing mysteries, Hercule Poirot simply outsmarts everyone, including the charming Elizabeth Bennet.
	Doogie Howser	Hercule Poirot	Ebenezer Scrooge	Hercule Poirot's sharp mind and keen attention to detail make him a legendary detective who can solve any mystery, unlike Scrooge who needed ghosts to sort him out.
	John von Neumann	Hercule Poirot	Holden Caulfield	As a lover of logic and order, my pick is Poirot, whose little grey cells unravel mysteries with precision and flair.
	Alex Trebek	Hercule Poirot	Scarlett O'Hara	Hercule Poirot's brilliant sleuthing and iconic mustache give him an edge over Scarlett's Southern charm and resilience.
	Professor Farnsworth	Hercule Poirot	Atticus Finch	Ah, my dear, as a nerd and lover of logic, I'd have to side with Hercule Poirot, for his little grey cells solve mysteries with unparalleled brilliance!