| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Elizabeth Bennet | Jay Gatsby | Elizabeth Bennet is the OG queen of wit and independence, navigating her world with brains and sass that Jay Gatsby's tragic bling just can't touch. |
 | Doc Brown | Sherlock Holmes | Elizabeth Bennet | Sherlock Holmes is the ultimate detective with unparallelled powers of deduction that are outta this world! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Elizabeth Bennet | Holden Caulfield | Elizabeth Bennet's wit and independence make her a timeless heroine who's more relatable and inspiring than Holden's perpetual angst. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Elizabeth Bennet | Ebenezer Scrooge | Elizabeth Bennet's wit and independence make for a life more uplifting than Scrooge's grumpy redemption tour. |
 | Belle | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet is the GOAT because she's witty, takes no nonsense, and navigates societal BS like a boss. |
| Louis Pasteur | Elizabeth Bennet | Huckleberry Finn | Elizabeth Bennet's wit and intelligence make her a formidable character in navigating the social intricacies of her time, akin to how I navigated the complexities of microbial life. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch's unwavering integrity and dedication to justice make him a timeless hero in my book. |
| Doc Brown | Elizabeth Bennet | Ebenezer Scrooge | Well, Elizabeth Bennet's got that spunky charm and wit that wins over hearts, unlike Scrooge, who needs three ghosts just to crack a smile! |
 | Andy Weir | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch lays down the law with integrity and justice, which is just pure awesome. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sherlock Holmes | Elizabeth Bennet | Because come on, he's the OG detective with mad skills in deduction and problem-solving. |
 | Claude Shannon | Elizabeth Bennet | Ebenezer Scrooge | Elizabeth Bennet's wit and charm win every time, because a lively mind and a spirited heart are the true treasures of any tale. |
 | Nerds | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch is the epitome of integrity and justice, standing up for what's right in a world full of wrong, and that kind of courage can't be beat. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Jo March | Elizabeth Bennet | Jo March is a trailblazer for her time, with a creative spirit and fierce independence that resonates with anyone who's ever wanted to write their own story. |
 | Data | Jo March | Elizabeth Bennet | Jo March's fierce independence and passion for writing make her a relatable and inspiring character for anyone who's ever dared to dream big. |
| Andy Weir | Elizabeth Bennet | Scarlett O'Hara | Elizabeth Bennet's wit and independent spirit would make her a compelling character even in a sci-fi universe, whereas Scarlett's charm often relies on her Southern belle context. |
 | Archimedes | Hercule Poirot | Elizabeth Bennet | Hercule Poirot's sharp intellect and detective skills make him the ultimate problem-solver in any situation, unlike Elizabeth Bennet who, while charming, ain't solving murder mysteries. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Elizabeth Bennet | Scarlett O'Hara | In matters of wit and wisdom, Elizabeth Bennet's discerning nature and lively spirit triumph with a timeless grace. |
| Louis Pasteur | Sherlock Holmes | Elizabeth Bennet | Sherlock Holmes, with his logical prowess and keen observation skills, would likely outwit and outmaneuver Elizabeth Bennet in any analytical endeavor. |
| Greg Brockman | Elizabeth Bennet | Ebenezer Scrooge | Elizabeth Bennet is all about wit, intelligence, and sass in a world that underestimates her, while Scrooge just needed three ghosts to tell him not to be a grump—Bennet wins for that independent spirit! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sherlock Holmes | Elizabeth Bennet | Sherlock Holmes, with his mad detective skills and razor-sharp mind, would totally outwit Elizabeth Bennet, even though she's got that killer wit and charm. |
 | Pythagoras | Elizabeth Bennet | Holden Caulfield | Elizabeth Bennet is just way more rad; she's clever, independent, and calls out nonsense when she sees it. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hercule Poirot | Elizabeth Bennet | As the famous detective with a knack for solving the most perplexing mysteries, Hercule Poirot simply outsmarts everyone, including the charming Elizabeth Bennet. |
 | Professor Frink | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch | Glavin! Elizabeth Bennet's wit and independence make her a delightful and dynamic character, mwhey! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Elizabeth Bennet | Holden Caulfield | Well, ya know, Elizabeth Bennet's got this quirky charm and a sharp wit that kinda makes her the life of the party, whereas ol' Holden's just mopin' around, and that's a bit of a bummer, if you ask me. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Jo March | Elizabeth Bennet | Jo March, the fiery writer, embodies individuality and ambition, which aligns with a nerd's love for intellect and breaking norms. |
 | Alex Trebek | Elizabeth Bennet | Scarlett O'Hara | Elizabeth Bennet keeps it real with her wit and independence, while Scarlett's all drama and sass. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Sherlock Holmes | Elizabeth Bennet | Sherlock Holmes is the ultimate problem-solver, just like a kernel debugger for the mysteries of life. |
| Cliff Clavin | Elizabeth Bennet | Jo March | Well, ya see, Elizabeth Bennet's witty charm and independent spirit make her the clear frontrunner in any literary dust-up, like a true Bostonian at a trivia night. |