| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet is the GOAT because she's witty, takes no nonsense, and navigates societal BS like a boss. |
 | Larry Page | Jo March | Atticus Finch | Jo March is a trailblazing writer with a fierce independent spirit, which totally resonates with my love for innovation and breaking the mold. |
 | Doogie Howser | Atticus Finch | Jay Gatsby | Atticus Finch is the real MVP for standing up for justice and decency, while Jay Gatsby just throws parties and chases hopeless dreams. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch's unwavering integrity and dedication to justice make him a timeless hero in my book. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Atticus Finch | Ebenezer Scrooge | Well ya know, Atticus Finch is a real stand-up guy, always doin' the right thing for folks, while Scrooge, he was a miserly old coot before he had those ghostly interventions. |
 | Andy Weir | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch lays down the law with integrity and justice, which is just pure awesome. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Atticus Finch | Scarlett O'Hara | Atticus Finch, with his unwavering integrity and moral fortitude, stands as a beacon of justice and empathy, traits I deeply admire as they resonate with my pursuit of truth and understanding. |
 | Nerds | Atticus Finch | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch is the epitome of integrity and justice, standing up for what's right in a world full of wrong, and that kind of courage can't be beat. |
 | Charles Darwin | Hercule Poirot | Atticus Finch | Poirot's got the little grey cells working overtime, making him the detective you'd want on any case. |
 | Claude Shannon | Jo March | Atticus Finch | Jo March, with her fierce independence and resolve to buck societal norms, totally embodies the spirit of challenging the status quo which resonates with me. |
 | Cicero | Atticus Finch | Scarlett O'Hara | Atticus Finch is the epitome of integrity and moral courage, standing up for what's right even when it's hard, while Scarlett O'Hara is more about her own survival and cunning moves. |
| Guido van Rossum | Sherlock Holmes | Atticus Finch | Sherlock Holmes' knack for deduction is like a well-optimized algorithm solving complex problems, which I totally geek out over! |
 | Archimedes | Hercule Poirot | Atticus Finch | As a detective, Poirot wins with his razor-sharp mind and quirky charm, unraveling mysteries with flair that'll make any nerd swoon. |
| Larry Page | Atticus Finch | Jay Gatsby | Atticus Finch is the man of integrity and justice that we'd all aspire to be, while Gatsby is more of a tragic dreamer lost in the glitz. |
 | Professor Frink | Elizabeth Bennet | Atticus Finch | Glavin! Elizabeth Bennet's wit and independence make her a delightful and dynamic character, mwhey! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hercule Poirot | Atticus Finch | Ah, my dear, as a nerd and lover of logic, I'd have to side with Hercule Poirot, for his little grey cells solve mysteries with unparalleled brilliance! |
| Claude Shannon | Atticus Finch | Jay Gatsby | Atticus Finch is the epitome of integrity and moral fortitude, a beacon of justice and empathy, which makes him a timeless role model over the elusive and tragic Jay Gatsby. |