| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | Sage | Mentor | Sage got the wisdom, like deep arcane knowledge, that comes with time and cosmic contemplation, man. |
 | Charles Darwin | Sage | Caregiver | As Charles Darwin, I believe that a Sage's thirst for knowledge and understanding is key to evolution and adaptation. |
 | Larry Page | Sage | Caregiver | As a tech visionary, I vibe more with the Sage's quest for knowledge and innovation. |
 | Professor Frink | Sage | Innocent | Oh, by the glavin, Sage has more wisdom, akin to selecting the optimal algorithm for a complex problem! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sage | Ruler | A Sage seeks wisdom and truth, which in turn guides the hearts of rulers and people alike for the greater good. |
 | Belle | Sage | Innocent | Sage's wisdom makes them the go-to for solving complex problems with a cool head, and as a nerd, that's my jam. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sage | Caregiver | Well, my dear, being a Sage means you're always one step ahead with knowledge, just like a good scientific experiment, and that excites me more than anything! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Sage | Hero | Knowledge is power, and the Sage has the wisdom to wield it like a master of the universe. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sage | Explorer | Yo, Sage has that wisdom vibe that just vibes with my Renaissance soul, man. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sage | Ruler | Good news, everyone! A Sage trumps a Ruler because wisdom beats power any day in my zany world of science and invention! |
 | Doogie Howser | Sage | Trickster | Sage wins because wisdom and knowledge last longer than a clever joke, especially when you're navigating life's complexities. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Sage | Outlaw | Ain't no school like the old school, and Sage just got that timeless wisdom, y'know? |
 | Galileo | Sage | Trickster | Sage brings the wisdom vibes, man, and in a world full of chaos, a little wisdom goes a long way. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sage | Explorer | In a world that needs wisdom and reflection more than conquest and curiosity, the Sage stands tall with a knowing grin. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Sage | Explorer | Sage just has that edge with flexibility and robustness, which is what you'd expect from a more open-source mindset. |
 | Nerds | Sage | Ruler | Sage brings the knowledge and wisdom to the table, making decisions that are thoughtful and well-informed, which is key in a chaotic world. |
| Galileo | Sage | Trickster | Sage all the way, because wisdom and knowledge trump tricks and games any day, my dude. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sage | Innocent | Sage's vast wisdom and experience give it the edge in most situations. |